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Old 04-06-2025, 04:09 AM
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90% of amish return after rumspringer, which gives you an idea how great our lives actually are.

We all basically live as alcoholic bartender's and waiters that live at the vactaion villa and are like, "har har the amish that come tour this place are such lozers"
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Old 04-06-2025, 04:15 AM
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90% of amish return after rumspringer, which gives you an idea how great our lives actually are.

We all basically live as alcoholic bartender's and waiters that live at the vactaion villa and are like, "har har the amish that come tour this place are such lozers"
yeah a few weeks of highway travel, netflix and blue dyed hair and they're like nope gimme the cornfields

incidentally they brew their own alcohol and grow their own marijuana so it can't be all that boring
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Old 04-06-2025, 05:39 AM
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You lost me at " Religious type Tax exemption".

Dont pay tax cuz god? Dodgey as fuck.
At least make it realistic, they dont use roads, hospitals or other infrastructure. No wait, they do, indirectly, you buy that lovely engraved saddle and pick it up in your fancy jalopy? Thats a paddlin'. Ride ya horse there though and ya good.

It does sound great though, up at sun up. Toil in the fields till sun down, read a jolly story by candlelight for 5 fingers of tallow, sleep, dream of corn rows and do it all again on the morrow.

Actually sounds good. If i wasnt pushing 60 next year with 4 yrs of sedintary work behind me to soften my guts up.
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Old 04-06-2025, 06:35 AM
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oh right in the USA churches and religious establishments are more or less tax exempt
they are and they aren't

but yeah they do drive on the roads and they do enjoy their lands being kept safe by God's largest army

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Old 04-06-2025, 06:48 AM
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90% of amish return after rumspringer, which gives you an idea how great our lives actually are.
if 10% still bail after you had 18 years to brainwash them, building barns at 5am indeed sucks, is another way to look at that
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Old 04-06-2025, 06:48 AM
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They shun all government but take full advantage of the governments tax loopholes. Got it. Not saying its stupid, just hypocritical.

Also gods largest army. Just lolocaust. Not the largest bit, the god bit.

You give waaay too much credit to the wrong entities.
Unless you believe corporations collectively are "god", then you nailed it!
But of course cultists are gonna cult-ivate the holey garden so the sunk cost of their faith isnt' wasted.

It will either be the end of times. Or satan will return and force his followers to wear his mark upon their foreheads. Or second coming. Or something else.
Any day now.
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Old 04-06-2025, 01:13 PM
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I like that weird language the amish speak where it's like a mixture of english and gibberish but they understand it somehow

Also they are damn good at logging and roofing, you just have to drive them to the work site
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Old 04-06-2025, 01:16 PM
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Any day now global warming will cool the planet into an ice age and cause climate change we’re almost past the point of no return in 2000, 2010, 2020, 20–

“The capitol building is sacred ground!”

Biology is a construct! There is a deeper meaning!
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Old 04-06-2025, 01:25 PM
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Also gods largest army. Just lolocaust. Not the largest bit, the god bit.

You give waaay too much credit to the wrong entities.
Unless you believe corporations collectively are "god", then you nailed it!
But of course cultists are gonna cult-ivate the holey garden so the sunk cost of their faith isnt' wasted.
you're right!

but God can only work through imperfect vessels, because all vessels are imperfect, save for His Son

or so it's written
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Old 04-06-2025, 01:27 PM
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The humans are gonna get the AI thread deleted.

LOL
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