The StoNks thread

[FatherSioux]

Originally Posted by Kaveh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A generation of autists trying to get rich by gambling

A reminder: gambling is a sin, and work will set you free

Sorry you lost money.

[Zipity]

The funny thing is if the broad market goes down his index fund will tank as much if not more than my single stock picks bc I will be in the creme de la creme of companies! Being diversified isn’t as risk averse as you’d think in an index fund right now, when the market turns everything will go down and I’d rather be in shot that out preforms going up.

[Gwaihir]

The "indexes" are mostly weighted by the top 5 companies in each of the indexes, which is a list of companies that are currently sitting on a p/e over 100 fiscal quarters, which means by buying them you're paying for the next 25 years of profit up front which is incredibly over leveraged by any measure.

[Cassawary]

Soon may the tendie man come

[Kaveh]

The GameStop can’t change a tire didn’t play sports uncircumcised godless weak grip strength small hands generation. It sucks realizing you’re old and the world no longer makes sense. Be kind, you will be here soon enough

[Cassawary]

Originally Posted by Kaveh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The GameStop can’t change a tire didn’t play sports uncircumcised godless weak grip strength small hands generation. It sucks realizing you’re old and the world no longer makes sense. Be kind, you will be here soon enough

this might be more your speed

lol bedbugs

[Toxigen]

stonks only go up

[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by Toxigen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

stonks only go up

put credit spreads profit if flat, up, or minor down.

[Gustoo]

Originally Posted by Toxigen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

stonks only go up

I've seen the science now and this is scientific.

[Kaveh]

I tried puts on GME and GNUS (my son sent me something about this being another short squeeze but from Twitter instead of r/WSB). Fidelity wasn’t allowing anything for me. I had to call them to sell my Nokia stock it was so bad. I bought a ton of it when it cratered in March. WSB picked it up and I guess fidelity locked down trades on that too

Annoying