EXP Re-Nerfed ROFL

[Colgate]

Originally Posted by Squire [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

there is apparently some sort of horrifying story behind this Sirken won't share.

the horrifying story is that rogean said that the box will be shut down in x months and that they're trying to phase out the population by griefing them off the server with god awful exp rates instead of losing the idea that their servers have integrity and don't get wiped/shut down

shutting down a dead server doesn't look as bad

[Potus]

Originally Posted by Colgate [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the horrifying story is that rogean said that the box will be shut down in x months and that they're trying to phase out the population by griefing them off the server with god awful exp rates instead of losing the idea that their servers have integrity and don't get wiped/shut down

shutting down a dead server doesn't look as bad

What happened was Rogean called the staff together at his house, and they were about to begin when the doorbell rang. Sirken got up to get the pizza, for they had ordered lunch, such was the volume and enormity of their plans to save Red99. He opened the door and it was no pizza man at all, instead it was a chinaman with an uzi! He kicked Sirken aside and yelled, "Hah! You think you fool Boss Fong by using P99 donations to launder the Yakuza's money, but Boss Fong is no fool, prepare to die!" You see, Rogean once washed money for the Triads, but switched to the Poison Fist of the Orient when they offered him a better return.

The men at the table winced, expecting to be sprayed with bullets, but Sirken rose from behind, pulled a table leg out, and bludgeoned the triad hitman to death. It was at this precise moment that the Papa John's delivery man did arrive at the door. Well he can't be bought off, so Sirken murdered him too.

They then dragged both men into the bathroom and cut their bodies up. At this time Deru had to google directions to a New Jersey forest to dispose of the bodies. Rogean dipped his cheseeburger pizza into the garlic sauce and said, "welp, better nerf exp in the mean time, then we can implement an exp bonus that will lead to a newbie utopia. Crushbone will be a land of plentiful pvp!" They buried the bodies thirty miles southwest of Trenton.

[Humerox]

Originally Posted by Potus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What happened was Rogean called the staff together at his house, and they were about to begin when the doorbell rang. Sirken got up to get the pizza, for they had ordered lunch, such was the volume and enormity of their plans to save Red99. He opened the door and it was no pizza man at all, instead it was a chinaman with an uzi! He kicked Sirken aside and yelled, "Hah! You think you fool Boss Fong by using P99 donations to launder the Yakuza's money, but Boss Fong is no fool, prepare to die!" You see, Rogean once washed money for the Triads, but switched to the Poison Fist of the Orient when they offered him a better return.

The men at the table winced, expecting to be sprayed with bullets, but Sirken rose from behind, pulled a table leg out, and bludgeoned the triad hitman to death. It was at this precise moment that the Papa John's delivery man did arrive at the door. Well he can't be bought off, so Sirken murdered him too.

They then dragged both men into the bathroom and cut their bodies up. At this time Deru had to google directions to a New Jersey forest to dispose of the bodies. Rogean dipped his cheseeburger pizza into the garlic sauce and said, "welp, better nerf exp in the mean time, then we can implement an exp bonus that will lead to a newbie utopia. Crushbone will be a land of plentiful pvp!" They buried the bodies thirty miles southwest of Trenton.

Boston. SW of Boston.

[Imago]

Originally Posted by Potus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What happened was Rogean called the staff together at his house, and they were about to begin when the doorbell rang. Sirken got up to get the pizza, for they had ordered lunch, such was the volume and enormity of their plans to save Red99. He opened the door and it was no pizza man at all, instead it was a chinaman with an uzi! He kicked Sirken aside and yelled, "Hah! You think you fool Boss Fong by using P99 donations to launder the Yakuza's money, but Boss Fong is no fool, prepare to die!" You see, Rogean once washed money for the Triads, but switched to the Poison Fist of the Orient when they offered him a better return.

The men at the table winced, expecting to be sprayed with bullets, but Sirken rose from behind, pulled a table leg out, and bludgeoned the triad hitman to death. It was at this precise moment that the Papa John's delivery man did arrive at the door. Well he can't be bought off, so Sirken murdered him too.

They then dragged both men into the bathroom and cut their bodies up. At this time Deru had to google directions to a New Jersey forest to dispose of the bodies. Rogean dipped his cheseeburger pizza into the garlic sauce and said, "welp, better nerf exp in the mean time, then we can implement an exp bonus that will lead to a newbie utopia. Crushbone will be a land of plentiful pvp!" They buried the bodies thirty miles southwest of Trenton.

So in Morristown?

[Aenor]

Originally Posted by Colgate [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the horrifying story is that rogean said that the box will be shut down in x months and that they're trying to phase out the population by griefing them off the server with god awful exp rates instead of losing the idea that their servers have integrity and don't get wiped/shut down

shutting down a dead server doesn't look as bad

This would be the best possible result. Just declare a winner, wipe, and bring on teams. That would show that they're not keeping the current server online and planning to merge it with teams, which would destroy teams as a unique community, because they don't want to wipe chars/items for which they received RMT kickbacks.

[quido]

I am Shawn Woolley - I faked my own death and have been hiding in the Pitcairn Islands playing p99 twenty-three hours a day the last four years.

[Tradesonred]

Server pop is the little guy banging on the glass, like HEY ROGE, CAN WE HAVE A LITTLE LOVE OVER HERE, HEY LOOK AT US!?! And then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHae-jr30X0#t=13

[Potus]

You see. Rogean directed the Malaysia Airlines flight to his private island so he can use it run dope out of Colombia. The damn passengers wouldn't go down without a fight, though, and now he and Sirken gotta cut all those bodies up and dump them in random spots in the Pacific.

Hang tight, red pals, the exp group bonus going to be worth it!

[Awwalike]

i may troll checkraise/elderan daily but i genuinely feel bad for them for ever donating a penny to this project. the topic is just being avoided and delayed and neglected until the day they just pull the plug and ride off on jet skis with the donations. staff claims how busy they are but always find time to post .jaypegs trolling the people who donated hundreds of dollars to this server. the community is obviously crying and not showing much respect currently, but why should they?

red99 is just getting shitted on constantly. obviously blue generates the most money but el o el at no word no fixes no anything about group xp bonus for over a month and the day xp goes back its taken down within hours. how dare the red community be happy and grow.

obviously the goal here is to kill the red population as much as possible so it will look justified to just pull the plug in a few months when velious releases on blue





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[Sirken]

although, to give you the benefit of the doubt, you may be mixing me up with former VZTZ GM Voidd, whom actually was part of the HECK alliance on VZ