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Old 11-23-2013, 08:20 PM
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You own your mom's basement? Is your ass-smelling Faggosphere sovereign territory? Does she instinctively know not to open the door when you're fapping to the porn that you really don't want others to know you what?

When you finally have sex with another person, which act is going to be the most relevant? Swallowing, or taking the cream pie?
Swallowing.
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Old 11-23-2013, 09:10 PM
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I actively try to avoid tanning, and have since I was 19. I worked at a tanning salon and saw the women turning themselves into beef jerky there. It wasn't pretty. I take excellent care of my skin and look at least 10-15 years younger than I am. Getting some sun is good but baking yourself in it is bad. If the result is that I look pretty pale, so be it. Better than looking like that old lady from "There's Something About Mary".
I don't purposely try to get tan, but going outside for any length of time and it will just naturally happen. I've seen others who are pale and they can not naturally tan, they either get sun burnt or have to do the whole tanning bed thing (which really looks unnatural to me).

Nearly everyone on my dad's side is like me, there are a few exceptions obviously.
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Old 11-23-2013, 09:19 PM
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If you can't tan there's something wrong with you, your diet, or you really need to carefully work at it over 5-15 minute periods...

I know people that burn, but its because they go outside 5 minutes a day.
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Old 11-24-2013, 03:22 AM
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I actively try to avoid tanning, and have since I was 19. I worked at a tanning salon and saw the women turning themselves into beef jerky there. It wasn't pretty. I take excellent care of my skin and look at least 10-15 years younger than I am. Getting some sun is good but baking yourself in it is bad. If the result is that I look pretty pale, so be it. Better than looking like that old lady from "There's Something About Mary".
Trust me stick with that. The girls in my high school class that used to lay out in the sun all summer and go tanning in the off season look worn out now. Skin got leathery. Not severe like that old lady but noticeable. Doesn't help that many of them started drinking and smoking in their early teens. You don't think any of that matters when you're a teen but then bam it's 20 years later and you look like shit.
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Old 11-24-2013, 11:02 AM
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Barack Obama invented the iraq war. Not Dick "loverboy" Cheney and his pretty beard "W"
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Old 11-24-2013, 12:13 PM
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Barack Obama invented the iraq war. Not Dick "loverboy" Cheney and his pretty beard "W"
Hey fucking retard... Obama lied about virtually all of his campaign points, and his healthcare is bullshit that supports an entrenched industry that needs deregulation/fixing/regulation (reform)

He has perpetuated the "Security Theatre" and the NSA budget is still getting bigger even after Snowden and a bunch of other people blue the whistle on how big the Military Industrial complex is, and what kind of budget gets spent domestically and overseas.

If you cannot understand this, than you are a moran... your president is little more than a yes man, middle management.
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Old 11-24-2013, 12:15 PM
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Furthermore attacking bush who is now safely ensconced in his pleasure palace full of enslaved blackwater (now Academi) mercs is pointless. He was just a figure head. Attacking presidents will not effect change beyond legitimizing the regiem they serve.
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Old 11-24-2013, 12:15 PM
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*illegitimizing
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Old 11-24-2013, 12:28 PM
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Obama's a fucking lying idiot. All of you who voted for him got trolled so hard.
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Old 11-24-2013, 12:52 PM
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I can only assume you were trying to engage me on points runlvlzero. However you are ignored. Go fuck yourself and have a great day.
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