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<Piranhas on Land> needed me sir, possibly the greatest guild to ever grace this box. After I left <Uprising> PoL tore this server and all comers to pieces. So raise a bottle to PoL, their like shall never been seen again I fear.
I appreciate your feedback anonymous stranger. I evaluate my life once daily, usually when my bare ass becomes stuck to my leather chair, and I have to get the spatula to wedge it out. Yesterday was a sad day though, while preparing for my annual bath by taking the spatula to my left butt cheek I discovered the chocolate bar I had been searching for for the last several days. Alas it was melted beyond saving. I pondered this as I rolled the bulk of my girth to the bathtub. It will likely take me 24 hours before I'm able to get back to my chair, but I will reevaluate once again when I arrive. I appreciate your kind feedback, and concern with my well-being.
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I'm going to go ahead and suggest more bran in your diet. It is impossible to be as angry as you are if are regular. I get plenty of bran, enough my poop is like soft serve, and I've never been happier.
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You read it, and I would suspect you rubbed one out to it, if I had to place money on it, I'd say you rubbed two out.
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Wait isn't that the shitty guild that shitty druid who would charm that basilisk in gukb was in? regardless, confirmed retard
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Who was awarded loot.
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