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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. 44 20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. 24 11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. 7 3.29%
I am already dead. 67 31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. 32 15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again. 39 18.31%
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Old 05-04-2020, 01:39 PM
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I just tell them I don't have HIV. I walk in and say "I don't have HIV and I would like to get this wax and tattoo combo as advertised."

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I'm thinking of making a line of CovidWear and I can put each of those lines on a separate piece of clothing.
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Old 05-04-2020, 01:40 PM
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I just tell them I don't have HIV. I walk in and say "I don't have HIV and I would like to get this wax and tattoo combo as advertised."

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I'm thinking of making a line of covidwear and I can put each of those lines on a separate piece of clothing.
Do it, you will become a billionare and next first lady, or even THE first lady. Which I am cool with <3 /pras
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Old 05-04-2020, 01:56 PM
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Russian Doctor in Critical Condition After Falling From Hospital for Coronavirus Patients

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Second Russian Doctor Falls From Hospital Window Amid Coronavirus

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If you're not aware defenestration is very popular over there. For one it's super cheap and two even the worst Khrushchyovka ghetto has balconies.
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Old 05-04-2020, 01:59 PM
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I learned a new word today, thanks.
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Old 05-04-2020, 02:42 PM
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Trying to enforce this mask nonsense will cause more deaths than it will prevent.

People calling the police on non-mask wearers like the SS is going to show up at their door. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 05-04-2020, 02:45 PM
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Agreed
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Old 05-04-2020, 03:07 PM
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Trying to enforce this mask nonsense will cause more deaths than it will prevent.

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It's very Orwellian
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Old 05-04-2020, 03:26 PM
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It's very Orwellian
Don't be sarcastic it's other dumb meta / emergent behavior that is going to lead to the SS

that said, masks will become a fashion statement by 2024, much like burkas, great time to get on etsy with the mask business, then once we make friends with the chinese again, go for it, make your bankroll start printing money by investing in a chinese source with your newly established brand, ME or africa will replace the chinese tho as the producers and automators

u can thank me later by chipping in a fraction of a fraction of a percent of your income towards my veterans pension, or maybe like, directly supporting some other veterans (not me) some how.

Russia has the resources and the dying aerospace industry to churn out robots... and drones..., pro tip

this post is 100% free range organic economics, nothing political about it IMO incase u guys are feeling antsy n a lil trigger happy - all parties, affiliations, and groups seem to be getting in on this kind of post industrial wokeness --- its probably for the best
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Old 05-04-2020, 05:14 PM
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Step 1: contract Covid
Step 2: get over it like literally 99.92% of the population who has already contracted covid has
Step 3: move on with the rest of your life

If we assume the testing is a representative sample of the population on the whole, which has a case sample in the multiple millions, in the US alone now, then we can extrapolate the data to assume nearly 20%of the entire US population has already contracted Covid.

This means that there approximately 72million people infected already with just around 60k deaths.

This means covid has a mortality rate of 0.08%

Or is a case study of over 3million (nearly 1%of the entire US population) not enough for you fucking retards too stupid to understand basic biological statistical methods?
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Old 05-04-2020, 05:30 PM
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You dont die from covid you die from complications while your sick for 7 weeks
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