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Old 09-01-2011, 04:06 AM
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So the other day I'm like fuckin this hot goth looking chick with tats. I slip on a black colored condom. She gives me a look like WTF> The shit isn't see through. I immediately grab my dick and Wiggle it around towards her screaming NINJA COCK!!!! shit was funny.
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:07 AM
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It takes a real man to take care of his family first before himself. I have two kids I don't borrow money , I don't get handouts from the government. I have medical/dental and life insurance on my entire family. I have a retirement plan as well as college saving plan for both my little girls. I think anyone with children can agree it takes a real man to provide for his family first. Whether I choose to wear makeup at times is entirely my choice. It has nuthing to do in defining a man. As far my 10% body fat to the above poster. I really don't need to prove anything to you. Theres plenty of photos of me on here to say otherwise. I know what weight I am , I know what I do on a daily basis and what my accomplishments are. I really don't feel a need to provide evidence on things I say on these forums. But, really my real accomplishments isn't dating woman and going out all the time. Those things are what I do for myself for recreational fun , much like this forum. You want to have a deep discussion sometime , I don't have the time for it. I choose to come here for plain fun , not for serius conversation.
looks like we have hit a nerve pals
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:09 AM
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looks like we have hit a nerve pals
Nah I ain't mad at ya. But, I have enough real shit to spill just as much as the fun stuff. Either way wheres your picture Mitic? I wanna see years of weight lifting so I can jerk off to it. I never jerked off to a ranger that wasn't myself.
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:09 AM
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Hopefully you just didn't pass that shit onto your poor crotchspawn who didn't have a say being born into that shitshow.
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:10 AM
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Hopefully you just didn't pass that shit onto your poor crotchspawn who didn't have a say being born into that shitshow.
Seriusly you wanna go the kids route? LOL go for it. I'm curious Harrison you ever had a dick up your ass? I sure as hell would love to plow you a new one , let's see how manly you really are.
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:12 AM
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Btw Harrison. If your gonna get a chick to take a picture of you. Why the hell would you choose a ugly one??? I mean I get it it's more congruent with your look , but seriusly at least choose something above a 2 on the Visage scale. KK thx,.
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:13 AM
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Nah I ain't mad at ya. But, I have enough real shit to spill just as much as the fun stuff. Either way wheres your picture Mitic? I wanna see years of weight lifting so I can jerk off to it. I never jerked off to a ranger that wasn't myself.
iam sorry but apparently i have way more self esteem than you by NOT posting pics of myself on a forum with trolls like you in it [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

(actually, i do skype with someone from P99, but she is way sexier than you are, sorry)
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:14 AM
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for anyone wondering, this is the dog in which i speak of.

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MMM baby a real man and his woman. Takes me back to cave man times no doubt. I guess it's nice to be able to take a woman out to eat to a buffet knowing you will get your monies worth. Personally , I couldn't be with a woman that looks like she frequents the mcdonalds
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:14 AM
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Uaellaen wasn't suspended bros, he just quit everquest at the exact same time as the suspensions were handed out.
Seems legit to me!!! lol
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:16 AM
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iam sorry but apparently i have way more self esteem than you by NOT posting pics of myself on a forum with trolls like you in it [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

(actually, i do skype with someone from P99, but she is way sexier than you are, sorry)
You admitted IM sexy , just not as sexy. I appreciate it bro. My self esteem just soared knowing someone so pristine like yourself that won't post pictures for public ridicule is infact sexy beyond my wildest dreams. No dear I provide photos for you and everyone for jerking off pleasure. Theres also a few vids floating around
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