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So the other day I'm like fuckin this hot goth looking chick with tats. I slip on a black colored condom. She gives me a look like WTF> The shit isn't see through. I immediately grab my dick and Wiggle it around towards her screaming NINJA COCK!!!! shit was funny.
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Hopefully you just didn't pass that shit onto your poor crotchspawn who didn't have a say being born into that shitshow.
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Btw Harrison. If your gonna get a chick to take a picture of you. Why the hell would you choose a ugly one??? I mean I get it it's more congruent with your look , but seriusly at least choose something above a 2 on the Visage scale. KK thx,.
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(actually, i do skype with someone from P99, but she is way sexier than you are, sorry)
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MMM baby a real man and his woman. Takes me back to cave man times no doubt. I guess it's nice to be able to take a woman out to eat to a buffet knowing you will get your monies worth. Personally , I couldn't be with a woman that looks like she frequents the mcdonalds
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