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Old 06-24-2018, 03:40 PM
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Who is really sane anymore anyways?
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Old 07-03-2018, 10:36 AM
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There is a structured social order in the elephant’s lifestyle. The females spend their entire lives in tight family groups made up of mothers, grandmothers, aunts, sisters and daughters. The eldest female normally leads the group. Adult males prefer to live a bachelor lifestyle.
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Old 07-03-2018, 11:10 AM
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wow way late to the party for this thread but heres how it works

humans are animals

men and woman both want to fuck as many people as possible to ensure

1) in the males case they spread their seed all over
2) in the females case they have a wide variety of genes in their children

this allows more procreation accrosst eh board.

HOWEVER

we have god, god told us to get our shit together and not just fuck like rabits and enjoy drugs and relaxation.

HOWEVER

we went so far as to allow the half of society that just wants to do drugs and fuck like rabbits, actually fit into society

so of course the people taht do drugs and fuck like rabbits proliferate

so now we have a society where men and woman just fuck like rabbits because they are the product of shitty parenting, generation after generation.

HOW TO SOLVE

do not allow national healthcare, do not call a fat woman beutiful, do not encourage relaxation over hard work

basically just stop being a liberal, stop helping people that cant help themselves, stop encouraging play over work.

problems all solved.
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Old 07-03-2018, 11:14 AM
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wow way late to the party for this thread but heres how it works

humans are animals

men and woman both want to fuck as many people as possible to ensure

1) in the males case they spread their seed all over
2) in the females case they have a wide variety of genes in their children

this allows more procreation accrosst eh board.

HOWEVER

we have god, god told us to get our shit together and not just fuck like rabits and enjoy drugs and relaxation.

HOWEVER

we went so far as to allow the half of society that just wants to do drugs and fuck like rabbits, actually fit into society

so of course the people taht do drugs and fuck like rabbits proliferate

so now we have a society where men and woman just fuck like rabbits because they are the product of shitty parenting, generation after generation.

HOW TO SOLVE

do not allow national healthcare, do not call a fat woman beutiful, do not encourage relaxation over hard work

basically just stop being a liberal, stop helping people that cant help themselves, stop encouraging play over work.

problems all solved.
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in the females case they have a wide variety of genes in their children
Animals don't care about genes. They just get horny and fuck. #lifehacks
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Old 07-03-2018, 11:33 AM
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Animals don't care about genes. They just get horny and fuck. #lifehacks
oh my god wrong. If animals did not care about genes then monkeys would be fucking tigers and tigers would enjoy it

do you seriously think evolution has created sex so you can wear flared genes and a unicorn shirt and call yourself a chick?

Sex happens because its life figuring out how to expand and spread itself, not for any other reason.
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Old 07-03-2018, 11:35 AM
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oh my god wrong. If animals did not care about genes then monkeys would be fucking tigers and tigers would enjoy it

do you seriously think evolution has created sex so you can wear flared genes and a unicorn shirt and call yourself a chick?

Sex happens because its life figuring out how to expand and spread itself, not for any other reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NvGHfNaOHM

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gratz

(just because it doesn't "work" doesn't mean it doesn't happen)
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