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[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Nice, pikrib!

I asked mine for an allowance last week but she said I'll just spend it on slurpees that I'll probably spill on my white pants.

[Pikrib]

Originally Posted by Yumyums Inmahtumtums [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nice, pikrib!

I asked mine for an allowance last week but she said I'll just spend it on slurpees that I'll probably spill on my white pants.

I'm going to make my wife dinner right now before she beats me for not having dinner ready when she gets home. later

[daasgoot]

Originally Posted by Pikrib [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm going to make my wife dinner right now before she beats me for not having dinner ready when she gets home. later

does she at least hit you where ppl can't see the bruises? mine don't give a shit.. she hits me in the face.

[Pikrib]

Hey Hateraid don't let your little mogwai get wet, no food after midnight and no bright lights.

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I have an aunt that has had 7 of these little dogs. # 1 got eaten by a bird of prey, # 2 got sucked under the treadmill, etc etc.

[Kergan]

Just use a bag of fresh Valencia oranges, never leaves a mark.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Valencia so goog. Love when my wife buys them

[Recycled Children]

This was interesting.

[Genedin]

dogs that small always have health problems and lack intelligence of other dogs due to peanut sized brain.

my friend bought two and i won't go over to his place to hang out anymore

[Super Hater]

Originally Posted by Genedin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

dogs that small always have health problems and lack intelligence of other dogs due to peanut sized brain.

my friend bought two and i won't go over to his place to hang out anymore

Believe it or not, she is 12 years old still healthy as hell and the smartest dog I have ever had. Doesnt even act like a dog. She thinks she is human. She smokes weed, eats roaches and sleeps all day. I swear she is like a human spirit reincarnated. Coolest dog ever.

[freez]

i pray you run her over with your 88 corolla and pop her head like a grape



god bless