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Tepplers Journal: Day 7

NO work today (hehe) so I have had some extra time to reflect on yesterday’s lithium overdose. What a demon hell ride. If it wasn’t for grandma I am not sure when I would have woken. My techno music was drowning out the noise of her knocking for hours, a mistake I will NOT BE making again. But that was yesterday and today is today. So I took my shaman to Highkeep to farm goblin ears and these NOOBS thought they could CLAIM the ENTIRE basement. Nonsense. As a Torpor shaman I kill at will, and my will is for GOLBINS to DIE. One of them had the nerve to ask me why I was farming Left Goblin Ears, so I told him as kindly as possible to SUCK MY D!CK MAGGOT. When will these MAGGOTS learn that they cannot beat me because I am good at fighting. They thought they were smart but I am smarter. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND CAPTAIN BOSEC MAGGOTS. I have collected many goblin ears over the past 13 hours but I need to dose again soon and my eyes are sore. My brain has been feeling furry with hairs again. Doesn’t matter though because I am fine.

~Sinix Maggot'Eater
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Old 02-22-2018, 03:18 PM
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Tepplers Journal: Day 7

NO work today (hehe) so I have had some extra time to reflect on yesterday’s lithium overdose. What a demon hell ride. If it wasn’t for grandma I am not sure when I would have woken. My techno music was drowning out the noise of her knocking for hours, a mistake I will NOT BE making again. But that was yesterday and today is today. So I took my shaman to Highkeep to farm goblin ears and these NOOBS thought they could CLAIM the ENTIRE basement. Nonsense. As a Torpor shaman I kill at will, and my will is for GOLBINS to DIE. One of them had the nerve to ask me why I was farming Left Goblin Ears, so I told him as kindly as possible to SUCK MY D!CK MAGGOT. When will these MAGGOTS learn that they cannot beat me because I am good at fighting. They thought they were smart but I am smarter. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND CAPTAIN BOSEC MAGGOTS. I have collected many goblin ears over the past 13 hours but I need to dose again soon and my eyes are sore. My brain has been feeling furry with hairs again. Doesn’t matter though because I am fine.

~Sinix Maggot'Eater
You've gone from cringy jokes and are starting to venture into disturbing. This isn't fun anymore.
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Old 02-22-2018, 05:38 PM
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Tepplers Journal: Day 7

NO work today (hehe) so I have had some extra time to reflect on yesterday’s lithium overdose. What a demon hell ride. If it wasn’t for grandma I am not sure when I would have woken. My techno music was drowning out the noise of her knocking for hours, a mistake I will NOT BE making again. But that was yesterday and today is today. So I took my shaman to Highkeep to farm goblin ears and these NOOBS thought they could CLAIM the ENTIRE basement. Nonsense. As a Torpor shaman I kill at will, and my will is for GOLBINS to DIE. One of them had the nerve to ask me why I was farming Left Goblin Ears, so I told him as kindly as possible to SUCK MY D!CK MAGGOT. When will these MAGGOTS learn that they cannot beat me because I am good at fighting. They thought they were smart but I am smarter. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND CAPTAIN BOSEC MAGGOTS. I have collected many goblin ears over the past 13 hours but I need to dose again soon and my eyes are sore. My brain has been feeling furry with hairs again. Doesn’t matter though because I am fine.

~Sinix Maggot'Eater
Autism is a serious condition bro, not cool.
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Old 02-23-2018, 11:47 AM
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Tepplers Journal: Day 7

NO work today (hehe) so I have had some extra time to reflect on yesterday’s lithium overdose. What a demon hell ride. If it wasn’t for grandma I am not sure when I would have woken. My techno music was drowning out the noise of her knocking for hours, a mistake I will NOT BE making again. But that was yesterday and today is today. So I took my shaman to Highkeep to farm goblin ears and these NOOBS thought they could CLAIM the ENTIRE basement. Nonsense. As a Torpor shaman I kill at will, and my will is for GOLBINS to DIE. One of them had the nerve to ask me why I was farming Left Goblin Ears, so I told him as kindly as possible to SUCK MY D!CK MAGGOT. When will these MAGGOTS learn that they cannot beat me because I am good at fighting. They thought they were smart but I am smarter. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND CAPTAIN BOSEC MAGGOTS. I have collected many goblin ears over the past 13 hours but I need to dose again soon and my eyes are sore. My brain has been feeling furry with hairs again. Doesn’t matter though because I am fine.

~Sinix Maggot'Eater
I also am excited for the continued adventures of General Autism. Bring on the day 8!
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Old 02-23-2018, 12:08 PM
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Tepplers Journal: Day 8

NO work today (hehe). These MAGGOTS on the forums are so pathetic I want to PUKE on their stupid faces. My brain is functioning so much better than theirs but still they COME FOR MORE PAIN and I deliver it. Can’t seem to get my computer working today though. I took it apart so I could FIX the problems but now there are just MORE PROBLEMS. I am real good at fixing things but this one is just BROKEN. Granny tried to take away my medicine earlier when I was sleeping – HA – I have extra she doesn’t even know about. When I can get back in Norrath I am bringing the hurt to mobs. I am going to Torpor super hard and kill everything I see. MAGGOTS keep thinking they can outplay me and it makes me want to VOMIT on myself. They just don’t understand how POWERFUL I am. Problem #1 is my brain is growing more hairs than normal so I am going to have to do something about it soon as my computer is fixed. It's getting too fuzy to see the truth sometimes. Gran said I need to start paying rent, so I told her to STOP PUSHING MY GOD DAMN BUTTONS. MAGGOTS everywhere I look these days, but I SLAY maggots so there is nothing to be concerned about. I am doing fine.

~Sinix Maggot'SLAYER
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Old 02-23-2018, 03:48 PM
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I'm getting some Alex Jones vibes from the last few journal entries
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I'll probably start to burn out on Journal updated 40 or 50, so its not like this will last forever
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Old 02-22-2018, 03:42 PM
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I'll probably start to burn out on Journal updated 40 or 50, so its not like this will last forever
I, for one, applaud your creative writing, Spyder.
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OP has gone dark. Stock in this thread is tanking dramatically. SELL SELL SELL
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