Colgate banned off forums

[Seltius]

I couldn't imagine the type of women that could tolerate the crap that goes down on Red 99. To play the game as a woman or someone sensitive would have to be up there on the list with being waterboarded for fun as far as enjoyment.

[Jazzy]

Considering most r99 lifers havent seen a poosay since they were born, nevermind one that doesnt reek of jizz and infection, its no real surprise

[BardPop]

Originally Posted by Jazzy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

r99 lifers

Interesting terminology, do you ever feel that r99 is like a prison?
R99 player?
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Im steady tryna find a motive,
Why do what I do?,
Freedom aint gettin no closer,
No matter how far I go,
My toon is stolen, no registration,
Gms patrolin, and now they done stop me,
And I get locked up,

They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I'm locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out


Headin up to re-vpn,
Back with a couple keys,
Corner blocks on fire,
Under covers dressed as feens,
Makin so much money,
Products movin' fast,
Put away the stash,
And as I sold the last fungi fucked around and got locked up


They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (my ***** I'm locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I got locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (baby girl I'm locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out

Cuz visitation no longer comes by,
Seems like they forgot about me,
Commissary is getting empty,
My server mates getting loots without me,
Can't wait to get out and move forward with my life,
Got a family that loves me and wants me to do right
But instead I'm here locked up


They won't let me out, they won't let me out,
(ohhh I'm locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out,
(my ***** I'm locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out

Maybe a visit (they won't let me out)
Send me some velious armor gems (they won't let me out)
Send me some money orders (they won't let me out, no)
Maybe a visit baby (they won't let me out)
Cuz I'm locked up, they won't let me out.
Wheres my lawyer? (they won't let me out)
I'm locked up, they won't let me out, no.
Get me outta here (they won't let me out)
I'm locked up, they won't let me out, they won't let me out.
Baby Im locked up they won't let me out, no
Where's my *****z?
On the lock-down.
Damn, I'm locked up, they won't let me out.
I'm locked up, they won't let me out.
Ohhh... they won't let me out.
Can you please accept my tells/phone calls/forum posts/ims?
Cuz I'm locked up, locked up, locked up.

[Pseudechis]

Originally Posted by Jazzy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Considering most r99 lifers havent seen a poosay since they were born, nevermind one that doesnt reek of jizz and infection, its no real surprise

The way I read this you are suggesting your mother's vagina had an odour of speed and infection when you were born........yikes.....

[Stalos_]

More concern for Friends raiding time. Just what the forums need. You know the schedule. Contest or button up that shirt and go to work, sport.

While at work go ahead pull out the ol' phone and post replies containing the same content again.

[bubur]

drakar if im being honest, you're one of the only reasons i keep comin back to this forum

the dialog is fuckin hilarious, regardless of who is crazy nutswinging and/or australian. gotta say, glad youre around

[Xaanka]

dingo got me wife [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[chealin]

ahahah this drakaris c*nt seems like the type of guy that likes chocolate walls ...not sugar walls

[Doors]

COLGATE BANNED FOR A GOOD REASON. PRAS JUSTICE.

[chealin]

doors is a gaypher