I do not care if you smoke pot.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Originally Posted by Combo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I die at 80 after a long life of enjoying healthy food, tasty food, sometimes food that is both, cigars, alcohol both sophisticated and not, a cigarette here and there, rich, aromatic coffees, and exquisitely crafted desserts and candies.

You start dribbling into a cup at 80 and spend the next ten years of your life slowly sliding into twilight as your mental and physical facilities fail. By 82 you're in a home. By 83 your family has mostly stopped visiting you. By 85 you don't know where you are. By 87 you don't know what year it is and start to forget your family, wondering where your wife is, forgetting she's been dead for five years, getting to relive the pain and mourning from losing your love about once every four weeks. By 89 you're in a bed shitting into a pan watching reality TV for eighteen to twenty hours a day, and by 90 you're dead.

Your family is happy you died because they feel guilty about putting you in adult daycare-prison ten years ago and say stuff like "It's really better off this way -- he's been dead, essentially, for five years." Your grandchildren are happy you're dead because they don't have to lose time playing EQ3 or WoW2 visiting you anymore.

That's a nice story. Here's my version:

My maternal grandmother lived to be 95. She lived in her own home. My paternal grandmother is 87. She lives in her own home. My paternal grandfather lived to be 89. He died at home in his own bed in his sleep, lying next to my grandmother. They were married almost 62 years. Five of my great-grandparents were alive when I was born. My paternal grandmother's mother lived to be 102. She worked until she was 97. My 89-year-old grandmother is a hardcore competitive gamer and she talks shit about outliving her mother. My mother is 66. She walks several miles a day, shovels her own snow in the winter, mows her own lawn in the summer, grows about a third of her own food.

My version ends when I'm 107. After nailing my wife one last time, I fall asleep and die in my Dux bed.

[Xenephex]

Originally Posted by Alawen Everywhere [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That's a nice story. Here's my version:

My maternal grandmother lived to be 95. She lived in her own home. My paternal grandmother is 87. She lives in her own home. My paternal grandfather lived to be 89. He died at home in his own bed in his sleep, lying next to my grandmother. They were married almost 62 years. Five of my great-grandparents were alive when I was born. My paternal grandmother's mother lived to be 102. She worked until she was 97. My 89-year-old grandmother is a hardcore competitive gamer and she talks shit about outliving her mother. My mother is 66. She walks several miles a day, shovels her own snow in the winter, mows her own lawn in the summer, grows about a third of her own food.

My version ends when I'm 107. After nailing my wife one last time, I fall asleep and die in my Dux bed.

Both my parents died of Alzheimer's. I'm hoping the cigarettes get me.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Originally Posted by Landis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

having a different definition of food than the dictionary makes you wrong. it's fine if that's your opinion though.

Your logic is shit. There are many sources of carbohydrates, like raw potatoes, that we can ingest and derive zero nutrition from. Sucrose does not provide nutrition.

Keep eating it. Keep telling yourself that it's part of a healthy diet. Watch your children get fat. Have another soda.

[oldhead]

I agree... cant stand weedheads who need to anounce thier bong rips, a blunt thats calling them, or they need to afk for a toke.

I want to hear that as much as you want me to describ my dumps that I go afk for.


Afk gotta splatter up the shit bowl with the chicken wings from last night. Will be a bit sloppy so might take longer than normal.

Back... sorry afk so long. Got some on my shirt and my finger poped a hole in the TP.

[Shannacore]

Originally Posted by oldhead [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I agree... cant stand weedheads who need to anounce thier bong rips, a blunt thats calling them, or they need to afk for a toke.

I want to hear that as much as you want me to describ my dumps that I go afk for.


Afk gotta splatter up the shit bowl with the chicken wings from last night. Will be a bit sloppy so might take longer than normal.

Back... sorry afk so long. Got some on my shirt and my finger poped a hole in the TP.

Omg you are gross.

[Landis]

Originally Posted by Alawen Everywhere [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Your logic is shit. There are many sources of carbohydrates, like raw potatoes, that we can ingest and derive zero nutrition from. Sucrose does not provide nutrition.

Keep eating it. Keep telling yourself that it's part of a healthy diet. Watch your children get fat. Have another soda.

your attitude is shit. you say you don't hold your straightedge status over others and 5 minutes later you're doing it in every post.

i don't know how many times i have to say it but we can digest sucrose and derive energy from it. it fits the definition of food. i never said it was healthy. and humans cannot develop a physical dependency to sucrose so it is not a drug.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Originally Posted by Landis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

your attitude is shit. you say you don't hold your straightedge status over others and 5 minutes later you're doing it in every post.

i don't know how many times i have to say it but we can digest sucrose and derive energy from it. it fits the definition of food. i never said it was healthy. and humans cannot develop a physical dependency to sucrose so it is not a drug.

I said as soon as I mentioned it that sucrose can be argued. Your argument reflects no thinking at all, just seventh grade science. Put it in this box and pretend it's good for you.

You can metabolize straight up saturated fat, too. Is that food? Try thinking.

We can't develop a physical dependency to cannabis, either. THINK.

This is my last post on the topic. You can learn or refuse to learn, it's your choice.

[Landis]

Originally Posted by Alawen Everywhere [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I said as soon as I mentioned it that sucrose can be argued. Your argument reflects no thinking at all, just seventh grade science. Put it in this box and pretend it's good for you.

You can metabolize straight up saturated fat, too. Is that food? Try thinking.

Obviously it's food. If you were starving to death and you ate a shit ton of saturated fat and sucrose, you'd live longer than if you didn't. So yeah, it's food.

Am I going to go out and eat it for dinner? Fuck no.

Drug doesn't mean "something that's bad for you". That's all you've been arguing about sucrose.

[Yoite]

wtf why do yall always turn every thread into gay nonsense i swear!

[oldhead]

Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Omg you are gross.

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Glad I made my point well