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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. 44 20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. 24 11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. 7 3.29%
I am already dead. 67 31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. 32 15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again. 39 18.31%
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Old 04-24-2020, 02:30 PM
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Friendly reminder that no matter what the president says, dont inject bleach into your veins.
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Old 04-24-2020, 02:49 PM
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Friendly reminder that no matter what the president says, dont inject bleach into your veins.
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Old 04-24-2020, 03:20 PM
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He is probably real boring 1 on 1. He probably just sits there and stares at you waiting for cuddles and won't initiate anything on his own.
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Old 04-24-2020, 04:22 PM
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Corona in the fall, top kek.
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Old 04-24-2020, 05:14 PM
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Got shown article headline, asteroid appears to be wearing mask. Laughed. Still not done?
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Old 04-24-2020, 07:20 PM
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Got shown article headline, asteroid appears to be wearing mask. Laughed. Still not done?
Yeah i saw that retarded article pop up when I was reading about the discovery of the Tele(vision-o)sauroid Machimo(fukkin)saurus Rex the other day.

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160...-long-as-a-bus

Fukkin machimosaurus bro!

This is the state of "Science" these days. How stupid do they think you guys are?
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Old 04-24-2020, 07:42 PM
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Got shown article headline, asteroid appears to be wearing mask. Laughed. Still not done?
Asteroid flying past Earth looks like it’s wearing a coronavirus face mask

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Old 04-26-2020, 01:21 AM
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I ended my quarantine today. Went golfing today in California, they opened up last week. I notice there are 3x more cars on the roads than just 1-2 weeks prior.

After the CDC said that facemasks don't help people, I stopped listening, but I did stay inside.

Back to freedom

And nurses making about 5000 tiktok videos of their empty hospitals did great for PR, thanks guys.
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Old 04-26-2020, 01:35 PM
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Just a little update from our resident health experts.

Listen to how hard the media shills try to paint him into a political corner. Very telling.


https://youtu.be/xfLVxx_lBLU
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Old 04-26-2020, 02:00 PM
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Just a little update from our resident health experts.

Listen to how hard the media shills try to paint him into a political corner. Very telling.


https://youtu.be/xfLVxx_lBLU
TLDROW i skipped through and only watched a 1:30 second clip of that diatribe however

I just vaccinated half my family and the va lol. so u can thank me later for being a silent shedder even tho i passed the 'asymptomatic' stage

anyway i agree that its impossible to shut down the economy without some form of stupid communism, not going to work, so just go out there and live ur lives, be healthy, eat plenty fava beans, enjoy some soy milk, and do some planks
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