Serious question about Love, Sex, Romance & Relationships, adults only

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by OforOppression [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

oink oink

On the bright side the OP should at least serve as some reassurance that one day twenty years from now a subtly feminine blob may reluctantly touch your penis.

And demanding pics of dudes on the internet is not going to help you wet your pecker, Dredge. Or maybe it is, I dunno. I guess you gotta try something when you're in that kind of slump.

[OforOppression]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

On the bright side the OP should at least serve as some reassurance that one day twenty years from now a subtly feminine blob may reluctantly touch your penis.

meh as long as i dont have sex i dont know what I'm missing.

[Hailto]

This is going downhill fast.

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by OforOppression [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

meh as long as i dont have sex i dont know what I'm missing.

True that.

Just like dignity and self-respect and basic fucking hygiene you bloated sack of puke. <3

[Hailto]

Hows the book coming along turtle, you take that kick starter money and run or what?

[OforOppression]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

True that.

Just like dignity and self-respect and basic fucking hygiene you bloated sack of puke. <3

plenty of all of the above

[Barkingturtle]

Kickstarter funding failed but I was contacted by a literary agent toward the end of its run and we've been engaged in talks to publish. Now that I'm going to end up going the traditional route instead of self-publishing I've been rewriting it and hope to be done around New Year's. Thanks for asking.

[Peatree]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Here's a pic for ya, one I'm proud of, custom made Rose Gold with almost a karat center antique diamond, she loved it, we both have good taste:
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First off, that ring looks like it's from Walmart.

Second, I really hope it has some way to stretch cause damn those fingers are plump.

Third, you are an awesome comedian! "great taste" I laughed so hard the guy in the office next to mine had to walk over to see what I was going off on. Thanks for the laugh, I needed a good one today!

[Pico]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Kickstarter funding failed but I was contacted by a literary agent toward the end of its run and we've been engaged in talks to publish. Now that I'm going to end up going the traditional route instead of self-publishing I've been rewriting it and hope to be done around New Year's. Thanks for asking.

can u make a dog based on me plz

[dredge]

Originally Posted by Peatree [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

First off, that ring looks like it's from Walmart.

Second, I really hope it has some way to stretch cause damn those fingers are plump.

Third, you are an awesome comedian! "great taste" I laughed so hard the guy in the office next to mine had to walk over to see what I was going off on. Thanks for the laugh, I needed a good one today!

Pic of yourself or GTFO