A thread about scotch, lovin america, postin memes, trippin nerds, & amelinda.

[Poeshoe]

wow yawn this was boring 15 pages, i agree with whiskey though yuck, i can turn a fifth of vodka into pee in under 2 hours but no thx on the whiskey.

[Hasbinbad]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "drink" fucking scotch.

In any case, a blended scotch is just rotgut, and only fit to get you drunk if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the label on your Johnny Walker is, it's fucking blended and therefore shit.

A good single malt however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting buzzed, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a buzz, drink vodka or Jack. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, DRINK expensive scotch.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of drinking a fine single malt scotch whiskey.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the vapors created by the alcohol evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of scotch come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the vapors to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine scotch if you're drinking it properly, because it should all vaporize on your tongue. Every drop you swallow is completely wasted.

If you just drink it, you may as well be drinking some $5 blended scotch, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.

[Snapple]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "drink" fucking scotch.

In any case, a blended scotch is just rotgut, and only fit to get you drunk if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the label on your Johnny Walker is, it's fucking blended and therefore shit.

A good single malt however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting buzzed, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a buzz, drink vodka or Jack. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, DRINK expensive scotch.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of drinking a fine single malt scotch whiskey.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the vapors created by the alcohol evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of scotch come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the vapors to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine scotch if you're drinking it properly, because it should all vaporize on your tongue. Every drop you swallow is completely wasted.

If you just drink it, you may as well be drinking some $5 blended scotch, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.

When I sip my Old English I make sure that I hold my pinky outwards because honestly, i fucking define class.

[Ostros]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "drink" fucking scotch.

In any case, a blended scotch is just rotgut, and only fit to get you drunk if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the label on your Johnny Walker is, it's fucking blended and therefore shit.

A good single malt however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting buzzed, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a buzz, drink vodka or Jack. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, DRINK expensive scotch.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of drinking a fine single malt scotch whiskey.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the vapors created by the alcohol evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of scotch come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the vapors to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine scotch if you're drinking it properly, because it should all vaporize on your tongue. Every drop you swallow is completely wasted.

If you just drink it, you may as well be drinking some $5 blended scotch, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.

I'll try this when I'm not shooting it because I love the burn and the aftertaste it leaves in large quantities.

I kid, I'd never shoot anything above generic Jameson. At the same time I'd never sip it that damn slowly either. A thin liquid layer that lightly coats the back of the throat if you swallow...then a deep breath, maybe with smoke in it.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Ostros [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll try this when I'm not shooting it because I love the burn and the aftertaste it leaves in large quantities.

I kid, I'd never shoot anything above generic Jameson. At the same time I'd never sip it that damn slowly either. A thin liquid layer that lightly coats the back of the throat if you swallow...then a deep breath, maybe with smoke in it.

That's a better, yet more wasteful way to enjoy a fine single malt than drinking it.

I bet you light your cigars with the flame too.

[Ostros]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That's a better, yet more wasteful way to enjoy a fine single malt than drinking it.

I bet you light your cigars with the flame too.

Oh hell no.

[Feachie]

Originally Posted by Ostros [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll try this when I'm not shooting it because I love the burn and the aftertaste it leaves in large quantities.

I kid, I'd never shoot anything above generic Jameson. At the same time I'd never sip it that damn slowly either. A thin liquid layer that lightly coats the back of the throat if you swallow...then a deep breath, maybe with smoke in it.

Jameson is an irish whiskey [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Scotch has to be distilled, stored, and aged in a certain way. Just like not all whiskeys are Bourbon.

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "drink" fucking scotch.

In any case, a blended scotch is just rotgut, and only fit to get you drunk if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the label on your Johnny Walker is, it's fucking blended and therefore shit.

A good single malt however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting buzzed, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a buzz, drink vodka or Jack. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, DRINK expensive scotch.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of drinking a fine single malt scotch whiskey.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the vapors created by the alcohol evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of scotch come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the vapors to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine scotch if you're drinking it properly, because it should all vaporize on your tongue. Every drop you swallow is completely wasted.

If you just drink it, you may as well be drinking some $5 blended scotch, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.

Whatever, for me, alcohol can be delicious(good craft beer), and I don't have to fucking sip at it like hot tea, I can drink it at a moderate pace, enjoy the flavor before, during, and after the beer, and get drunk afterwards. Maybe you are right and that is just a heavenly experience, but even if it tastes like melted chocolate and peanut butter on vanilla ice cream, sipping anything in that manner doesn't sound like a 'good time' to me.

[Knuckle]

Hendricks Gin was a pleasant experience, and I was able to at least sip it without waiting for the liquor to vaporize and/or otherwise taste like shit.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Knuckle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Whatever, for me, alcohol can be delicious(good craft beer), and I don't have to fucking sip at it like hot tea, I can drink it at a moderate pace, enjoy the flavor before, during, and after the beer, and get drunk afterwards. Maybe you are right and that is just a heavenly experience, but even if it tastes like melted chocolate and peanut butter on vanilla ice cream, sipping anything in that manner doesn't sound like a 'good time' to me.

Enjoying scotch is something you may learn about when you're older. Kind of like women who expect to be romanced before you screw them or the difference between an automobile and a car.

I was fortunate enough to be able to appreciate the finer things in life at a younger age, but I know what you mean. If "having a good time" is your goal, then redbull&vodka, fast women, and rice rockets are the way to go, and I wish you all the best of luck with that.

When you start to appreciate sunsets, bonsai trees, and generally start searching for something more in life, visit your local BevMo and pick up a couple starter bottles of single malt, and try out what I said.