Things are changing for the better

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Danth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There's a floor, and there's a ceiling

Exactly, don't tell me there's under-age and then tell me there's no such thing as over-age.

I've been told though that I should love women no matter what they look like especially their wrinkles, stretch marks and scars and that the older a woman gets the more precious she becomes. I've also been told that to value a woman's beauty is shallow, selfish and mean. Yet women make themselves look beautiful. Mixed message?

Originally Posted by Danth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

One day we will likely develop technology sufficient to reduce aging's effects to where such concerns change.

 

Plot twist: the technology already exists because heaven and hell are not two seperate places like religion says but are one interchangeable location like a dinette which turns into a bed. Therefore, earth is a smart planet made to look dumb so old age is fake news because men fucking grannies is stupid and very far fetched

[Elfminster]

Idea #4322

When you die we dont hear from you again.

There's to be no new album releases, no new documentries, no new autobiographies, no new news reports and gossip about you.

And we certainly won't live by your rules if they're stupid rules.

If you return from the dead because you faked your own death then you must provide a good reason for doing it and promise never to do it again in a verbal and, if necessary, written agreement signed by everybody.

Idea #5721

Regarding the US constitution, bears have the right to bear arms not americans. Americans do have the right to bare arms though but please keep your torso covered up in public because I don't want to see it.

[Elfminster]

Plus, a 90 year old granny should NOT be looking in the mirror admiring her wrinkles and false teeth, she should be hating the way she looks and wishing she was young and beautiful for the sake of everybody including herself.

[Jibartik]

We'll finally admit the internet was a mistake when teenagers are committing mass nukings of their highshcools.

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We'll finally admit the internet was a mistake when teenagers are committing mass nukings of their highshcools.

I can't wait. Flush this shit down.

[Mblake1981]

-sent from my iPhone

[Elfminster]

Feminist the beast system: i heard he's a lousy lover because he can't get it up when he's with her. lol.

[some time later]

Feminist the beast system: i heard he's a lousy lover because she doesn't get wet when she's with him. lol.

[some time later]

Feminist the beast system: women are equal to men

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Mblake1981 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

-sent from my iPhone

If you just landed on this 'planet' you would get the impression everybody you meet is an important businessman because they're all carrying phones around with them like they're Alan Sugar or something waiting for important calls.

Then you would watch tv and get the impression it's actually a very small % of the population which owns all the businesses and that these business owners call themselves 'influencers' and they receive a huge amount of media attention compared to everybody else because they also own the media.

If you said "take me to your leader" you would be told that in a democratic society everybody is the leader because life is more fair that way.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you just landed on this 'planet' you would get the impression everybody you meet is an important businessman because they're all carrying phones around with them like they're Alan Sugar or something waiting for important calls.

Then you would watch tv and get the impression it's actually a very small % of the population which owns all the businesses and that these business owners call themselves 'influencers' and they receive a huge amount of media attention compared to everybody else because they also own the media.

If you said "take me to your leader" you would be told that in a democratic society everybody is the leader because life is more fair that way.

PS. By that early stage of contact you would already hate democracy for ruining your "take me to your leader"

[Elfminster]

"Imma let you finish but..."

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That whole Kuntye West and Taylor Miffed episode was anti-male propaganda if you think about it.

Man attacks woman.
Woman rescues woman.
Conclusion: men suck and women are awesome.

They seem to be forgetting though that they're all celebs and celebs suck.