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[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Nirgon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Doors I'm bout to start story time if you don't pipe down

Heard many a Doors story from planet nirgon. He better PIPE DOWN right nao.

[Seltius]

I swear everytime I see a thread like this I picture John Candy mud wrestling in the movie Stripes. I just cant decide which is which or who is who and who is actually winning.

That or the scene from the remake of Dawn of the Dead when the gun shop owner gets turned into a zombie and just keeps going through the motion of writing on the board like he has been doing since it all went nuts. Even though it is just the motion and doesn't actually mean anything. While all the zombies are mindlessly just trying to get through the door not really knowing why.

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[Pik]

If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She'll probably suck your dick.
If a guy has a pierced tongue,
He'll probably suck your dick.

-Sektor's Grandmother

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Pik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She'll probably suck your dick.
If a guy has a pierced tongue,
He'll probably suck your dick.

-Sektor's Grandmother

Always wondered why the fuck a guy would get his tongue pierced?

Like, I see a lot of it in the city. If I was a girl I would just think the guy was gay. Even if chicks dig it because it draws attention to their tongue and makes them all riled up when they first meet, its a great way to ensure you have zero straight male friends.

Never saw a tongue ring guy who had a lot of cool and normal friends. Ever.

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Always wondered why the fuck a guy would get his tongue pierced?

Like, I see a lot of it in the city. If I was a girl I would just think the guy was gay. Even if chicks dig it because it draws attention to their tongue and makes them all riled up when they first meet, its a great way to ensure you have zero straight male friends.

Never saw a tongue ring guy who had a lot of cool and normal friends. Ever.

It's just a Chris Rock song.

[Doors]

Smedys that guy that wallows in self pity and blames everyone else because he can't get the job done.

[Nirgon]

hes a good chum just needs to watch it

[Xaanka]

suck my dick and make it puke

[vouss]

Its you pussies that offer no competition, we are here every fucking night, you just have to adjust your tampon and log in.

lol