thread for telling PG you just ate a cheeseburger

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Well it finally happened, big time

Was waiting to get my new tires put on and I wandered into some lunch diner, saw a burger called the Big Daddy, and figured I could get a lotta meat for my money with that. I confirmed with the waiter who was like “uhh yea it’s 1lb of meat”. Well I don’t pay attention to math nerd numbers and hadn’t had a burger in like a half a year so I was like that’s fine I’m hungry

I saw it and thought wow that is a thick Patty of meat. But then when I went to pick it up and realized I couldn’t palm the fucking thing I realized there is an entire second patty of meat underneath the first melted halfway into the bun

I put it down and when the waiter came back like “lotta meat huh?” I was like “what is this the Heart Attack Grill? Can I get a t-shirt and my name on the wall if I finish this?” And he told me no but I can always get the fuck out after I finish basically

But I put it away, and the fries that came with it. Going to some light show parade near a rich buddy’s house and don’t plan to eat any of the weird “Hors d'oeuvres” (which I will always say in a sarcastic Jim Carey voice) he puts out

So it was a Big Daddy of meat in my tiny little whore mouth. But it’ll be all I have today I think so…

[Reiwa]

Mcrib

not proud of this one

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[Reiwa]

strawberry yogurt and a banana

yup it's sugar

[Reiwa]

It’s not true that giving eggs to kids will make them thieves

It is also not true that if a pregnant woman consumes eggs, she is likely to give birth to a thief.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Mmm

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Charlies has good cheesesteak subs

This looks delish NGL, I could eat all this in less than 15min what is this 1 hour bs

[Reiwa]

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Charlies has good cheesesteak subs

This looks delish NGL, I could eat all this in less than 15min what is this 1 hour bs

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Culvers has a dirty trick though, butter on their burgers.

JITB does the same. Used to love them now I can't finish it.

I do want the sundae and the curds though.

[Reiwa]

So many fantasize of joining the mycocolony in the slave caste.

[magnetaress]

I hate mushrooms with beef.

Just had homemade spaghetti and meatballs!

[kjs86z2]

you just arent fun guys