Ersuvus: A Born Again Ogre

[Ersuvus]

Originally Posted by bubur [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ersuvus, u ever scratch ur butthole and then smell it and its exactly like a fresh shit?

and then you have to stop what you're doing and go wash it

but you can't because you're the group's cleric or enchanter and someone or you may die?

and then you just let it smell and forget about it, and maybe later even eat a poptart using said poop finger?

then you remember? and then you keep eating the pop tart anyway?

jw how my sickness matches up against rabies

HAHAHAHAHA YES

[Ersuvus]

Okay team figured it out its all about body fluids. Basically you have to displace all the fluids in your body with a fluid that is a tincture. If its straight water it will just become infected with the virus and perpetuate it. But you can protect your self with vitamin b12 and eliminate your body water by having a high sodium diet. Now when you put fluids into your body.. you need to make them tinctures so they flow through and go do your kidneys and get processed by your liver.. Now all you have to do is drink tea's.. koolaid... etc etc.. If you drink just water it wont get processed in the same way.. You need to utilize your kidneys and liver as much as possible to eliminate the rabies out of your system.

internal water displacement 101.

[maskedmelon]

Sounds to me like someone's working through writer's block. You makin' your way out?

[Ersuvus]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg

guys animals go to die by the water and they die in the water all the time and there is rabies in the water.. its really easy to manage and over come but to eliminate it completely you need vitamin b12, drink a shit ton of tea, vitamin c, carbohydrates, as little meat as possible, and very salty foods.. like ramen noodles with extra salt on it. ROFL

[Ersuvus]

No need for mass hysteria.. Just <3 I got everyones back except the evil empire.

[bubur]

there are enough patently insane anti-empire spokespeople

dat boats full bro. if you wanna be unique, you should be a full insane pro-empire guy

that would be funny

o w8 this is the blue server forum. where am i? who are my friends?

[Salaryman]

pls link the documents you read about vitamins and rabies, i know alot about vitamins and im 99% shure ur wrong

[Shrubwise]

In my nearly 6 years on these forums, this is, by far, the best thread I've ever read. 10/10 will most definitely read again and again.

[Tecmos Deception]

You guys laugh now, but in a couple years when this guys koolaid and b12 has eliminated rabies in the developing world and he has a plaque on a wall next to mother Theresa and ghandi... just you wait.

[JayN]

Welcome back John Smedley!