J-Boots Giveaway Thread

[Mangorange]

What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output.

Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, "Essays on Mind and Matter"
Accompanies the Secret Project "The Virtual World

[Anesthia]

I've already posted that, Elrood.

Just in case multiple unique submissions are allowed:

"Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it." - Santayana, Essays

"You can't know where you are going until you know where you have been." - Unattributed

"I sit in my cubicle, here on the motherworld. When I die, they will put my body in a box and dispose of it in the cold ground. And in all the million ages to come, I will never breathe, or laugh, or twitch again. So won't you run and play with me here among the teeming mass of humanity? The universe has spared us this moment." - Anonymous, Datalinks

[Woahnelly]

"This is the most compelling case of false advertising since my suit against the Never Ending Story" - Lionel Hutz

[tommydgun]

"This is the way the [thread] ends. Not with a bang but a whimper"

T.S. Eliot

[Cuktus]

Why do you insist that the human genetic code is "sacred" or "taboo"? It is a chemical process and nothing more.

Chairman Sheng-ji Yang

[Blackmill]

"The dude abides" - Jeffery Lebowski; The Big Lebowski

[Kieu]

I don't want the boots, or cash. I just want to help promote the 2nd Anchorman with this hilarious video from conan on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbTC9Unj6eY

Will Ferrell: By the way Brick, what are you eating?
Steve Carell: Oh, its one of those delicious falafel hotdogs with cinnamon and bacon on top.
Will Ferrell: What do you mean one of those? Those don't exist. That's a used coffee filter with cigarette butts on it.
Steve Carell: Well.. I got it out of the food basket at the end of the lunch line.
Paul Rudd: That's the garbage can...
Will Ferrelll: Mhm.

[skorge]

"I'm so happy I can benchpress a Buick." - Chris from Country Boys http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/countryboys/

[wwoneo]

Jack McCoy: I'm playing legal tiddlywinks with these punks. What I'd really like to do is take them out to Battery Park and hang them by the scrotum.
Law And Order: Season 8 Episode 1

[Safon]

Congrats Nothsa, you take the j boots. Runners up Snifflechomp and Jburks8 take 2000pp each, I can be online tomorrow around 4:30 pm in EC Tunnel, pm me to arrange a time to meet up.