The People vs. Nirgon. Charges: Illiteracy, Obstruction of Justice, Cowardice.

[Jack N]

Originally Posted by Sethius Marlowe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Okay let’s start.

I have sex everyday. And it’s goooooooood. Like the good stuff. Everyone’s all happy and pleased and shit.

People like me wherever I go because I’m a goofball and I just compliment people and notice the best in people and tell wacky jokes.

I make a lot of money. Right around 120k a year. And I mostly work from home.

My job lets me meet lots of interesting people and learn things about the world.

I work when I feel like it and goof off when I feel like it. I also have a cat that just romps around the neighborhood with me. She’s the best.

I work out like two to three hours a day so I’m always happy and healthy and strong and nothing is an ordeal for me. I don’t feel that weird struggle you feel when you reach for something. Everything for me is just fun and better and like a kid. I have insane energy because of this and so I only feel the need to sleep like four to six hours a day and I get to just do more than you do.

I don’t take any antidepressants or any medications. I’m just happy to live and be awesome and share my awesome with good people that want to share it with me. I give to those in need and do good things to good people. And I delight in doing bad things to bar people like the count of Monte Cristo.

My girlfriend is smart as shit and is world renowned and works with people who are deciding the policies and the everything that’s happening to your corona virus world.

What more do you want to know? The cringe is you, my friend. My life is fucking awesome.

Prove it

[Stickyfingers]

Best part of my life? I dont have to shave my head like Sethius to avoid the early 20s formation of a balding pattern. Sorry bud, people dont just shave off beautiful locks for fun.

[Wrekt]

Originally Posted by Benanov [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Qu'on me donne six lignes écrites de la main du plus honnête homme, j'y trouverai de quoi le faire pendre.

What would the person who that is alleged to be attributed to think of the internet, where you can take one satirical off-hand remark a person made 9 years ago and parade it around as if you were marketing for an infomerical?

And then Solmn doubled down within the last few weeks. What's your excuse for that?

You carry water for the racists. Nice job, Officer of DMO

[CancerMage]

from reading this post the only racist is seth with the racist hair cut, looks like dmo is all 7 figure full head of hair fellas.

[Zal22]

Fun is fun, but Baldo Sethius has gone insane.

Did this happen when you posted a picture of your girlfriend and realised, like the rest of us that she has an Adam's apple?

[Sethius Marlowe]

Okay. I’m gonna dox myself and my girlfriend to nirgon

[Sethius Marlowe]

Done

[Tethler]

This thread is still going?

[Sethius Marlowe]

Four more beers!

[Sethius Marlowe]

Jack N where is your fucking apology. Better delivered on your knees.