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Old 06-26-2011, 06:07 AM
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I've dated many girls in my life (when I was younger) and got blowjobs from several of them. At those early ages in life I think pretty much anything sexual-related can turn someone on, though, because of all the raging hormones. However, I found myself attracted to guys as I got older, and after I came to terms with the idea that maybe I was gay, I soon found out that (for me) guys are way better at everything sexually than girls. ESPECIALLY at giving blowjobs. End of story.
It doesn't matter who is better. That is ridiculous. Of course you'll be of the opinion that guys are going to be better at pleasing you than girls. You're fucking gay. Always have been. It just took you awhile to figure out your own sexuality. Fine. So say "Hey, I like cocks!" instead of saying "Well, guys were just better at it than girls!" It makes you sound like you're trying to justify your homosexuality because of previous lackluster sexual encounters with the opposite sex during a time of "sexual confusion." Nobody gives a shit. I've got gay friends, and they all have differing excuses for it, including that one. I've never understood why people can't just be themselves without all the damn excuses.

I believe you could probably give a Shopvac a run for it's money. Good on you. But in the grand scheme of things, I can honestly say that regardless of your skill, you wouldn't be as good as a hot chick who is mediocre at best. Why? Well. Because I like pussy.

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Old 06-26-2011, 07:04 AM
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Found Zuranthium on youtube....now I'm hella scared for life....

http://youtu.be/CzLtFIAtQbI
...the fuck???
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:00 AM
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It doesn't matter who is better. That is ridiculous. Of course you'll be of the opinion that guys are going to be better at pleasing you than girls. You're fucking gay. Always have been. It just took you awhile to figure out your own sexuality. Fine. So say "Hey, I like cocks!" instead of saying "Well, guys were just better at it than girls!" It makes you sound like you're trying to justify your homosexuality because of previous lackluster sexual encounters with the opposite sex during a time of "sexual confusion." Nobody gives a shit. I've got gay friends, and they all have differing excuses for it, including that one. I've never understood why people can't just be themselves without all the damn excuses.

Azorath

I'm gay, too. I've always had the idea that I was gay even before I was having sex with girls (I was actually thinking of men when doing it). But, in regards to the blowjobs, I've heard that from numerous people. Rimming > Blowjobs.
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:28 AM
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Ektar looks queer to me. Gaydar is going off.
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:44 AM
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His forehead is shiny...
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:46 AM
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he's a real flamer, I hear.

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Old 06-26-2011, 11:47 AM
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His forehead is shiny...
Omg, it is. He might need some salicylic acid treatment on there. Granted, oily skin is very good because it prevents wrinkles!
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Old 06-27-2011, 12:45 AM
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Old 06-27-2011, 01:41 AM
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Guy who nobody cares about giving his opinion incoming: Zara should probably quit sharing opinions. At least I acknowledge nobody will probably care about mine. Also, the whole life story thing is kinda meh. Why share all that? Do you think a single person cares? Do you think anyone believed it? I tend to believe a "widowed" person who is... what was it... Olympic skating and... too lazy to go back to post to see what else it was but if someone really went through that and had such important things to do... not sure they'd be so desperate for attention from a bunch of fat anonymous virgins on the internet. Btw, I'm skinny and married. Do you believe me? Exactly.
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