Need help with my scripting class please

[Sgt1stClassPerkerwood]

Originally Posted by Ahldagor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How upon after a full reading of this thread did Ahldagor surmise the state of the aforementioned poster Dr. Edge?

Ahldagor surmised that "Dr. Edge" still continues to venture into the project 1999 forums (after a brief absence for one or many reasons only determinable with any validating proof from "Dr. Edge" and a change of a posting name that failingly puns upon the notion of "edgy") for, one, shortcuts in regards to their life, specifically, currently their homework in regards to the current thread: two, that said "doctor" receives some sort of attention (masochistic in nature) from their posting and replies containing continuous abuse: three that the good "doctor" whilst receiving attention feels comfortable to post pictures of a steak (cooked well done and likely inedible as pointed out by posters above) without vegetables or fruits of any kinds contradicting said "doctor's" previously stated diet of blended plant matter consumed to induce a short cut of weight: four, that the bottle of wine bearing the label of Menage a Trois (a decent wine in consideration of the palate of Ahldagor) is present with only a single wine glass visible within the posted "steak" picture leading one or many to conclude that said "Dr. Edge" is an alone masticating animal checking in on and posting on the aforementioned project 1999 forum whilst dining in a state of repressed homosexuality.

[Babizul]

Today on Autismquest:
Community college student takes tests instead of being asked to actually script (community college). Argues with troll accounts in 15 year old game forums about it. Passes said mockery of a test. Everyone is friends again.

[Rellapse36]

says he is loosing weight but posts picture of a 10 pound steak lolololololo

fat people are scum of the earth

[ymw]

Looks tasty but not as good as the hot dog I ate at Sam's Club for dinner. Forgot to take a pic, though. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Bardalicious]

Triple char marks, meat obviously cooked past medium rare, knife but no fork


0/10 would not eat

[Ahldagor]

dredge,

did you make a smoothie with the vegetables, and was it the chicken-furry roleplay that you're into that sealed the deal for your future potential sexual relations?

[Ahldagor]

wait it was this wasn't it

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[Dr. Edge]

They had an aged Kobe NY Strip option too but I didn't pick it, maybe next time, although it's hard to imagine it being any better then the one I got.

[jaybone]

can we get some lron in this thread.

[Guybrush]

Ahh, let me tell you guys I had the most interesting day yesterday myself! Perhaps even more interesting than the steak story, though that would be hard to top.

My frumpy girlfriend Dianne and I went to the local mall for a romantic evening since it was a special occasion (her birthday). Well needless to say, I had to splurge a little bit so I let her choose ANYTHING THAT SHE DESIRED on the menu at A&W.

I got myself an Uncle burger, the patty was perfectly heated and drenched in mayonnaise. It also came with crisp lettuce, crunchy sliced pickles, zesty onions and a single slice of bright orange cheese-like substance. The root beer was aged to perfection in a vat and it had a fine bouquet of high-fructose corn syrup and roots. The fries were a sodium-lover's dream. The greasy potato sticks really stood out and shined once they drained all the moisture from my mouth so I got to take another sip of that fine vintage root beer.

Dianne left without ordering for some reason, probably because of her flowing period cramp things. You know how women are.

Usually I only eat grass and leaves, but I thought I'd treat myself since it was a special occasion. Well, later nerds! Enjoy your elf fantasy pixel pride parade!