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Friend charming a sand giant. I would sow it and he would haste it and then invis it. We would take it to the shore by a couple of lowbie groups in oasis. He would gate and i would watch the carnage.
When Sword of Runes would proc on any creature when wielded by an NPC, I would hand them to all the orc pawns in east and west freeport. It was funny watching newbs go up and fight a pawn, then BAM! 42dmg proc of death. Handing noobs a Mod Rod (pretty decent dmg/dly) then telling them, "What ever you do, do NOT right lick it fast." Wait long enough, and curiousity would kill the noob. The guy above who talked about turning your pet into an NPC. You did it by dueling and enchanter. The enchanter would cast charm on your pet. It wouldnt do anything, but when you got the 'charm spell has worn off on your pet' message, it was now rogue and KOS to everything. Here is a little story exploiting that: Made a rogue pet outside of NFP bank under that little overhang. It was a 53 air pet and would go invis. My friends and I were sittin around waitin for someone to get close, but everyone was too far away. My friend asks me "hey, can you summon me a bag?" I give him one and he goes over there next to pet invis and drops it on the ground. He then shouts "bag of bronze on the ground whoever dropped it." Some level 10 female druid shouts "oh, thats mine" and runs over to pick it up. Blam! it stuns her and then proceeds to demolish her. Some half elf paladin. in an attempt to save his lady in need, runs up and whiffs at it. He, too, takes a dirt nap. The guards jump in, but they were dispatched with ease. When the GM finally showed up, there were about 50 corpses laying around. The GM then started handing out reses and was there for a long while. | ||
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#2
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When I was on Sullon Zek I would sit in the bazaar and look for newts/goods appear who were nekkid. Knowing they were sitting there waiting on their reses from their raiding, I would cast Translocate: Cobalt Scar on them. They, thinking it was their res window popping up, would accept it. I got a LOT of hate tells over that.
You know, i never really thought of myself as a griefer... I guess I am though =/ | ||
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I cannot take credit for this one but I loved it... There was a guy who sold things for very high prices and farmed the crap out of some very desirable items and he was not the most popular guy on the server... So one day I am in the bazaar (1st version) and a guy goes over to this guy in question who is in merchant mode and casts lev on him. He then starts to bump into him and moves him... He proceeds to bump and herd him until he gets him into the arena and then proceeds to gank him. Must have been 20 people watching this and all cheered when he fell. | |||
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One time I was in EC with my bard kiting around all the NPC's in the zone because I'm just uber that way. After five hours of finally getting every single mob in the zone, everyone was shitting a brick because they couldn't kill anything and since I had engaged the mobs first they were powerless to stop me. For hours on end I was kiting these mobs and watched as pathetic little noobs stayed permanently at level 1 because they couldn't kill anything. Then one of the noobs tried killing one of my mobs but a GM stepped in just in time, and gave him a three month suspension for attempted KSing. Then I went and found some little nooblets on a hill, I went down the hill so that the mobs couldn't see me and the mobs were like "lol wtf" so they just hit the players nearest to them, mercilessly slaughtering everyone around. Then the mobs started chasing me again and I went to the tunnel where I decided I was going to finish them off, but I went up a hill again so the mobs just attacked whoever was closest, demolishing everyone in the tunnel. So the zone was empty for a while except for me and my little train of mobs, and at this time I was running around in a circle trying to bunch my mobs up together so I could one-shot them with denon's desperate dirge. Then someone respawned back at the tunnel because they were bound there, so I was like "lol why not" and I FD'd next to him and killed him. Then he respawned again and I killed him again, and I hacked his computer so that he couldn't just unplug it or turn off the game or disconnect his internet, so he got into a death loop and lost 45 levels. While this was happening the pathetic little shrimp was begging me to stop, saying that he would sell me his soul if I just stopped training and hacking him, but I was like "lol no" so I just kept on killing him until he was level 1. Then he tried to 90% rez all of his corpses to profit from exp, but I petitioned a GM and told him he was exploiting, and after a thorough and transparent investigation that was observed by a panel of impartial judges, they agreed and banned him for ten years.
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Project 1999 (PvE):
Giegue Nessithurtsithurts, 60 Bard <Divinity> Starman Deluxe, 24 Enchanter Lardna Minch, 18 Warrior Project 1999 (PvP): [50 (sometimes 49) Bard] Wolfram Alpha (Half Elf) ZONE: oasis | ||
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LOL! I hope I never play with any of you guys!
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When life gives you lemons... whine about the nerf and petition the GMs for better drops.
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#6
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"Handing noobs a Mod Rod (pretty decent dmg/dly) then telling them, "What ever you do, do NOT right lick it fast." Wait long enough, and curiousity would kill the noob."
That was my horrible thing I did on Tholuxe palles espically from begging newbs... I use to raid drop them all over the newb area and watch newbs pick them up and pwn themselves. When LOY came out on sullen zek my brother was Pling me in SBmnt. and was in tree form on the zone outside near the warrens. I'd taunt newt/ evils into attacking me, not knowing that I was just leading them to their deaths.. I think I got a good 100+ kills doing that. | ||
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#7
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On rallos zek, some guy 4 lvls above me and geared killed me over and over for 20 minutes. He then sends me a tell telling me that he'll stop if i port him to zone X.
I say sure, and i port him, at 2am in the morning, in dreadlands in Kunark where nobody went. --- 3 guys kill me in Queynos hills. I follow them to Queynos where i knew how to climb on rooftops. I kill them one by one while they are shopping until they beg me to stop in tells. --- I was mostly a good toon (anti-pk) so most of what i did was in return for something done to me or others but hey. | ||
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#8
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On the first day of tallon zek (july 99), I was a dark elf and looted a worn great staff which was obviously uber coz it was one of the first dropped by decaying skeletons on the server. So I auctioned it for 1pp and a human offered me the money. We traded and I killed him right after to get it back while keeping his money.
God pvp makes me chuckle! | ||
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#10
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Bards can't FD.
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