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09-09-2022, 06:06 AM
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They've trademarked it too even though they didn't invent the apple. They've got sticky fingers. If you do it to them they call it intellectual property theft and piracy. They used the moon to sell a race because they promote the idea of competing but if you beat them they call you anti-competative. | |||
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09-09-2022, 06:24 AM
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Where are my news headlines with live updates? Oh wait, silly me, I forgot that dying and being homosexual are the trendy things to do these days. I'll just have to wait for the fad to fizzle out then living will be cool again. | ||
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09-09-2022, 08:38 AM
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Random dude: "Hi, I'm an atheist which means I believe in science not fairy tales so if you're going to say something then you must back it up with independent verifiable peer reviewed scientific evidence for me to take you seriously"
[some time later] Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, somebody just died Logic: How do you know? Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, you're going to die Logic: How do you know? Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, you're evolved from a monkey Logic: How do you know? Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, we are living in a simulation Logic: How do you know? Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, there's a video with 10 billion views Logic: How do you know? Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, i have covid Logic: How do you know? Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, we landed on the moon Logic: How do you know 'we' landed on the moon? Random scientific atheist dude: i saw it with my own two eyes Logic: You were there? Random scientific atheist dude: yes, it was on TV Logic: That's not really your eyes though that's somebody else's eyes you're looking through so how do you know what you saw was real? Random scientific atheist dude: it's impossible for it to be fake Logic: Why is that? Random scientific atheist dude: we don't have the technology to fake things that good yet Logic: So the technology to go to the moon exists but not the technology to fake going to the moon? Random scientific atheist dude: correct Logic: How do you know that? Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, you shouldn't put more than 500 pounds of cargo in your RV Logic: How do you know? Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me Logic: Who is this somebody? Random scientific atheist dude: an expert Logic: How do you know this person is an expert? Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me Logic: What are you going to do now? Random scientific atheist dude: i'm gonna pretend i'm a wizard then go watch Darth Vader use the force [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
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