Drugs

[pharmakos]

smoked a bowl when i woke up.

20 minutes later got a call saying "can you come in for a job interview this afternoon?"

pretty sure they're going to send me for a piss test right after the interview (if they like me)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuck

interview is in an hour

drinking a ton of water and b vitamins to make my piss yellow. venison to raise my creatinine levels. soluble fiber to make the THC metabolites go out the back instead of the front.

wish me luck, formquesters.

[Houndstooth316]

dawg u aint gonna pass for weeds in a day or two. ya fucked.

[Champion_Standing]

Originally Posted by pharmakos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

smoked a bowl when i woke up.

20 minutes later got a call saying "can you come in for a job interview this afternoon?"

pretty sure they're going to send me for a piss test right after the interview (if they like me)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuck

interview is in an hour

drinking a ton of water and b vitamins to make my piss yellow. venison to raise my creatinine levels. soluble fiber to make the THC metabolites go out the back instead of the front.

wish me luck, formquesters.

I've used Monkey Whizz on several drug tests from two labs, Labcorp was one and I cannot remember the other companies name right now, but the stuff works.

[pharmakos]

i've got a friend that was on intensive probation who smoked a quarter a week and passed his weekly piss tests, using the method i listed above^

interview is in 45 minutes tho fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i'm freaking about it

[radditsu]

Originally Posted by pharmakos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i've got a friend that was on intensive probation who smoked a quarter a week and passed his weekly piss tests, using the method i listed above^

interview is in 45 minutes tho fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i'm freaking about it

Stop being a pop smoking idiot.

[Ahldagor]

jello

[mtb tripper]

Originally Posted by pharmakos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

smoked a bowl when i woke up.

20 minutes later got a call saying "can you come in for a job interview this afternoon?"

pretty sure they're going to send me for a piss test right after the interview (if they like me)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuck

interview is in an hour

drinking a ton of water and b vitamins to make my piss yellow. venison to raise my creatinine levels. soluble fiber to make the THC metabolites go out the back instead of the front.

wish me luck, formquesters.

I wish you luck man, to be honest with you, you probably will not pass.

[pharmakos]

eh that method works for a piss test (confirmed by myself and others)

interview went well. my physical isn't for another 10 days now, thank the lord. found out the drug test is going to be a blood test, though. fuck.

[Orruar]

Then you should go on a 4 day meth/acid bender. That should clean you right out. Leave a few days on the back end for the meth to leave the system naturally.

[moklianne]

The fact that weed is illegal in most states is just stupid. Thank the robot devil that they don't test at my job. They'd wipe out 25% easily. Guess what? Those same 25% still come to work and do their job too.