CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

[solleks]

Order from chaos wowowowowowowow

[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by solleks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Order from chaos wowowowowowowow

Yep, and all the lemmings cheer, as the shackles clink.

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by solleks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Got proof of super cold?

Yes. I won’t share. You should gather your own. The only evidence is first hand.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Gwaihir [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

5 more days

I'm waiting for the 12th myself because it's my birthday and also of course Christ Our Lord. This only happens 3.38% of the time so I'm really really blessed considering this is my third and final time. What really makes it joyous is that I searched my memory long and hard and couldn't find one single thing. All my years as an altar boy and lector, and you know only positive memories graced by benevolent robed figures.

My favorites were reading Paul's Letters to the Corinthians. Everyone knows about his Letters to the Romans but they were long and obsequious and kind of meandered. Now the Greeks, he told them like it was. Short and direct; do this, do that, get your shit together and let's go! I guess it's cause he was talking to his own hood. So I really enjoyed reading them. I imagined I was Paul and these were all the Corinthians and I was just giving them the business. I always tried to get some eye contact with a cutie when I said "Women should be silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be subordinate, as the law also says. If there is anything they desire to know, let them ask their husbands at home." so this way she would think I was flirting with her. I tried to give her a vibe that I wouldn't be like that at all, that she could totally talk at home and stuff.

[solleks]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yes. I won’t share. You should gather your own. The only evidence is first hand.

Very respectable Jim, still waiting to find a single even sick person at this point IRL

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by solleks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Very respectable Jim, still waiting to find a single even sick person at this point IRL

Thats lucky, and indeed rather plucky of you, to vainly seek out an infectious disease in the name of science!

[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm waiting for the 12th myself because it's my birthday and also of course Christ Our Lord. This only happens 3.38% of the time so I'm really really blessed considering this is my third and final time. What really makes it joyous is that I searched my memory long and hard and couldn't find one single thing. All my years as an altar boy and lector, and you know only positive memories graced by benevolent robed figures.

My favorites were reading Paul's Letters to the Corinthians. Everyone knows about his Letters to the Romans but they were long and obsequious and kind of meandered. Now the Greeks, he told them like it was. Short and direct; do this, do that, get your shit together and let's go! I guess it's cause he was talking to his own hood. So I really enjoyed reading them. I imagined I was Paul and these were all the Corinthians and I was just giving them the business. I always tried to get some eye contact with a cutie when I said "Women should be silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be subordinate, as the law also says. If there is anything they desire to know, let them ask their husbands at home." so this way she would think I was flirting with her. I tried to give her a vibe that I wouldn't be like that at all, that she could totally talk at home and stuff.

Ahh yes. Another reference to the cult of Peter's church, built on the rocky path of virtue signalling.

Check your parables, kid. Your referencing Roman sociopolitical doctrin(ation) again, it seems.

Seek further. Seek fertile soil. Seek Christ; not his "infallible" imposter on Earth.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Gwaihir [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ahh yes. Another reference to the cult of Peter's church, built on the rocky path of virtue signalling.

Check your parables, kid. Your referencing Roman sociopolitical doctrin(ation) again, it seems.

Seek further. Seek fertile soil. Seek Christ; not his "infallible" imposter on Earth.

Oh no dude, Chick already told me about the Satan guy that is running the Vatican. I got all his tracts! Don't worry about that I won't let some priest tell me how to interpret the Bible; it's in English I can read it myself thanks! I mean I can read it in the original Greek cause I had nothing to do in prison except learn how to make gyros but when you start yelling "Oὐ φονεύσεις!" at the street corner people look at you really weird. Because I don't live in Greece.

[magnetaress]

*barfs pizza all over thread*

[Wrekt]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

*barfs pizza all over thread*

Try WoW, fatass.