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[eqholmes]

Originally Posted by Abacabb [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm 22

I live in a 5 room 3 bathroom historic house

I record music and play music for a living

I have a smoking hot girlfriend

I drive a Prius with a BP gas card with no limit

I'm better off than you IRL and still clown on your ass, like we're playing bozo cup bro

All of this shit is verifiable by the way <3

First I’m sure that none of that dribble is true. Secondly if it were true, sorry to say you don’t have me beat, on anything……..What’s next going to say your dick is 13 inches as well? Haha man that’s some good stuff. Thanks for making me laugh though. Hey bro I'm guessing you want to fight IFL to huh? LOL all good stuff. If your near Oregon come beat me up please!!!!!
It just came to me, the music thing is probably a little true, in a garage band (parents probably) that just hasn’t quite made it huh? Explains needing all the attention
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[Abacabb]

Originally Posted by eqholmes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

First I’m sure that none of that dribble is true.

My girlfriend and I:
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My house:
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My baller ass tv room:

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my lack of furniture:

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Get fucked

[Phallax]

Originally Posted by Abacabb [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My girlfriend and I:
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My house:
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My baller ass tv room:

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my lack of furniture:

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Get fucked

Cute picture of you and your cousin and your best friends house. GJ

[Mleh]

I just read this entire 15 page thread, my conclusions:

1) Abacab wins everytime someone gives him attention, or completes his trolling in and out of game.

2) Uninvolved people react way to much to nerd raging on forums.

3) The pictures and massive intel quotes make thread from a 4/10 funny to a 9/10 funny.

Good read kind sirs.

[Abacabb]

Originally Posted by Phallax [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cute picture of you and your cousin and your best friends house. GJ

Why you gotta hate dawg?

[Auvdar]

I'm giving your cousin a 6/10 on the hotness meter. And I'm being generous.

[Ethanblack]

Originally Posted by Abacabb [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My girlfriend and I:
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She looks alright but you look like a hay bale.

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[Ethanblack]

Man, I think Abacab is lying, I found that same picture on google.

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[Cormac]

Originally Posted by Ethanblack [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Man, I think Abacab is lying, I found that same picture on google.

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I don't think the hay bale comparison is getting enough love. That shit's funny.

[Charyz]

Originally Posted by Ethanblack [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Man, I think Abacab is lying, I found that same picture on google.

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