You know you're a nothingburger when...

[Duik]

Advice to kids numbnuts. We talkin about our (current and potential) kids. Now quite down while da grups speak.

[magnetaress]

90% likely an adult in a size 4 is anorexic and probably got a ton of other issues.

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Advice to kids numbnuts. We talkin about our (current and potential) kids. Now quite down while da grups speak.

You want kids to get kicked in the face?

You should seek therapy...

[Duik]

The world is full of kicks to the face, the trick is learning to deal wiff dem. And learning the correct response.
Also, someone is the kicker the other is the kicked.
The secret is to be the kicker.

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The world is full of kicks to the face, the trick is learning to deal wiff dem. And learning the correct response.
Also, someone is the kicker the other is the kicked.
The secret is to be the kicker.

I can't reach that high with my feet, and it sounds like way too much effort.

What else do you want to see kids doing?

[arvidez]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Either way, the benefits to putting your kid in a sport like martial arts are numerous:

1. Gets them off their ass and not being sedentary

2. Gets them away from their budding screen addiction

3. Gets them socialization so they’re not weird awkward fucks later who can’t make friends

Those are the big 3. Convincing them that their moves will help them defend themselves is misleading. Scream and run, that’s probably a better self defense strategy for a 4yr old girl. As they get older, go for the eyes, groin, piss yourself, scream, don’t get forced in a car, make them have to try to shoot you as you run away. Or just shoot them

guns are an awesome equilizer. open carry should be a feminist issue.

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by arvidez [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

guns are an awesome equilizer. open carry should be a feminist issue.

Carrying a gun makes more sense than learning unarmed combat.

Especially if you are a female who weighs 60 pounds and you think all men are out to get you because, you know, you're so special and irresistible that all men can't control themselves in your presence.

[Origen]

Do both, carry guns and learn basic self-defense... and resist the incel urge

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by Origen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Do both, carry guns and learn basic self-defense... and resist the incel urge

Nah, if I don't do anything I haven't done anything wrong. If I have to be violent to defend my life then my life ain't worth shit.

Buying a gun or learning karate to win a street fight is like getting a pre-nup, you're expecting/asking for trouble. And you know what they say; if you live by the sword you die by the sword.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Advice to kids numbnuts. We talkin about our (current and potential) kids. Now quite down while da grups speak.

I almost never got kicked in the head, but I was good [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

State tournaments not only would I always take first, the kids I fought would be leaving the ring crying 80% of the time

That being said, if a parent is worried about head hits, just don’t have your kid spar. Tae Kwon Do was still very competitive at tournaments with forms and breaking (boards, bricks)