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Old 02-12-2020, 09:00 AM
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Sethius could you try to recreate that post talking about how great your life is where you mentioned that you are mostly symmetrical please?
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Old 02-12-2020, 09:17 AM
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Sethius could you try to recreate that post talking about how great your life is where you mentioned that you are mostly symmetrical please?
Yeah sure man.

I live in Seattle, I pay 1675 in rent, I'm kind of cute but ymmv. I go to the gym everyday. I have a relationship with a really really smart person that works for the melinda gates foundation and with PATH and is working on curing Malaria. She would be very angry to find out I posted a picture of her on a bad boys II fanclub forum but that's gone now. Uh, I'm bald but I have a good head shape for it. My penis is nice. I am good at sex. I'm a white person and I grew up upper middle class, went to university (though I honestly faffed about and got a bullshit degree just to have the piece of paper) and then I went into recruiting. It's pretty cool. You get to learn a lot about basically everything when you're the guy that finds people to hire.

Anyway here is an ugly person.

https://imgur.com/a/4310Fom I'm mostly symmetrical so I guess I don't know, 4 out of 10 here in seattle.

Did I do it right? You get the jist
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Old 02-12-2020, 09:18 AM
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No, the post I'm thinking of was much longer, and it listed at least a dozen points, one per line, in addition to a rambling paragraph.
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Old 02-12-2020, 09:20 AM
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You forgot to mention your interest in mens assholes
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Old 02-12-2020, 09:23 AM
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Ugh dude stop, my eyes
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Old 02-12-2020, 09:31 AM
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Oh okay.

I won the lottery like 18 times.

I'm the winner of the sperm race. That's like 1 in a million right there.
I was born in the United States.
I was born upper middle class.
I was born white and a male. And for most of the years up until recently that basically means I was treated generally with more benefit of the doubt and respect than women and minorities. It's kinda shitty but that's how life is. It's like a luck+2 score.
I have a majestic cat that walks around the streets with me. She's beautiful and such a badass. She leads dogs on walks and shit it's really cool. https://imgur.com/a/Bls84iR Here she be starin down a dogo.
I have a college degree.
I'm musically talented.
My body gets into shape really quickly.
I have very healthy genetics, no major illnesses, never needed braces, family lives a long life, don't get sick really.
I can play the piano and sing pretty well. I guess I kind of said this above.
I'm pretty good at sex, and my penis is not something people have complained about. It's not huge but it does the job.
I'm somewhat intelligent but how can you really measure that anyway? IQ tests are stupid. If you live a shitty life you're not very smart but you might have a high IQ. You get what I'm saying.
I have an american name that isn't hard to pronounce and doesn't get me discriminated against.
I went to a good university that is respected.
I was born in a time in the world where there was refrigeration to keep food, jobs to get people paid, medicine and science to cure diseases, and the internet and electricity and cars and planes and stuff.

And then I probably went on and rambled about how there's no reason to ever be sad about anything ever anywhere because most people are like me and most people have won lottery after lottery after lottery after lottery after lottery.

Was this mostly it?
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Old 02-12-2020, 10:22 AM
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Yeah I think you got most of it, but you forgot the symmetrical part.

Let's hear some piano bro.
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Old 02-12-2020, 10:25 AM
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Old 02-12-2020, 11:39 AM
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"DMO is racist!"
"You all are mentally handicapped"
"Fuckin retards!"


It's always fun to see the bigot within seep out in the moment. The irony within these threads in palpable.
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Old 02-12-2020, 11:45 AM
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Yeah, bunch of cry bullies
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