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Old 03-29-2018, 12:19 AM
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Back to James.

Let’s talk about James.

James was a fucking fraud. He thought he was a big man. A man that could be trusted. But no, James was just lashing out to his pastor father, that smarmy crispie cock of a godsman.

The cool kids won, so they thought. But no, no, fucking no. You see, James was shipped off to military school, or a monastery. Verbal records are fuzzy, and written non-existent.

You see, James cane back to town some 16 months later. This town, this town. This shit God-becockled churchass town. He came back alright. James came back and let everyone know what a big man he was.

“What a big man”, He thought, as he scrawled JAMES, in fresh poop, on the stall door.

Way to go, James.
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Old 03-29-2018, 08:39 AM
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Back to James.

Let’s talk about James.

James was a fucking fraud. He thought he was a big man. A man that could be trusted. But no, James was just lashing out to his pastor father, that smarmy crispie cock of a godsman.

The cool kids won, so they thought. But no, no, fucking no. You see, James was shipped off to military school, or a monastery. Verbal records are fuzzy, and written non-existent.

You see, James cane back to town some 16 months later. This town, this town. This shit God-becockled churchass town. He came back alright. James came back and let everyone know what a big man he was.

“What a big man”, He thought, as he scrawled JAMES, in fresh poop, on the stall door.

Way to go, James.
Hoping for plot twist and maybe a climax.
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Old 03-29-2018, 08:22 AM
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tl;dr whole thread... baler is just mad that he is bad, please ignore him


Move to resolved.
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Old 03-29-2018, 08:44 AM
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Old 03-09-2018, 05:07 PM
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I think a bullying, deceitful raid guild who flames and shit posts is perfect for project 1999. The worst are the guilds who don't flame and create drama. Fuck kittens.
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Old 03-09-2018, 07:29 PM
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I think a bullying, deceitful raid guild who flames and shit posts is perfect for project 1999. The worst are the guilds who don't flame and create drama. Fuck kittens.
Pretty sure both A/a had an rnf gag order at one time.
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Old 03-09-2018, 09:50 PM
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I think a bullying, deceitful raid guild who flames and shit posts is perfect for project 1999. The worst are the guilds who don't flame and create drama. Fuck kittens.
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Old 03-09-2018, 10:37 PM
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I think a bullying, deceitful raid guild who flames and shit posts is perfect for project 1999. The worst are the guilds who don't flame and create drama. Fuck kittens.
RnF gag orders are for pussies.
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Old 03-09-2018, 07:54 PM
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I'm just waiting to see what happens when AM absorbs the entire server population. I guess that would basically be the rotation to end all rotations, wouldn't it?
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Old 03-09-2018, 09:46 PM
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I'm just waiting to see what happens when AM absorbs the entire server population. I guess that would basically be the rotation to end all rotations, wouldn't it?
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