EMERGENCY ALERT: PORTASAURUS BANNED

[Messie]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The more questions I asked, the darker this quest became. A long night alone in a dark hobbit-hole with a few bottles of JumJum had me looking into things that I should never have pursued.

Portasaurus... greengrocer... pleatlord... platelord... platlord(still need confirmation on this one)... splatlord... bluntlord...

Why was my friend so obsessed with being "Lord?" There was a ring to this question that sent shivers down my spine.

Portasaurus. Is this name a dinosaur who ports people? That's what the plebes are led to believe. But pull apart the name... Port-A-Saur-Us

Port: a harbor
A: of, or to
Saur: ????
Us: We, inclusive pronoun

Then it hit me. All of the Lord names began to Ring in my ears.

Saur = Sauron

Port-a-Sauron-Us

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Greengrocer is a port for Sauron to control us. Jared Fogle is the Dark Lord returned. Subway/p99 is Mordor. Rogean is the Witch King of Angmar, and each of the GMs are the ringwraiths.

I hear shrieking outside my hobbit hole. They have come for me. It's time to kick ass and drink JumJum, and I'm all out of Jum.

I will be your pippin on this journey

[Pringles]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

starting to worry it was RMT [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I can guarantee you it was RMT. If by RMT you mean Red Meat Transfer....

[FatMice]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

No one really knows WHY the grocer was banned. But here are the facts.

#1 Portasaurus asked to hire someone's children to "hold his meat."
#2 Greengrocer loved to give people sandwiches
#3 Sandwiches = Subway
#4 What is the connection between Greengrocer AKA Portasaurus and Subway?
#5 Portasaurus recently started an E-COMMERCE thread.. working to promote Subway?
#6 Jared Fogle famously promoted subway
#7 Jared Fogle was banned for having "children hold his meat"
#8 Subway and Jared "broke up" but who is to say that Jared isn't still on the dole, working to promote their products through E-COMMERCE?

Now... this connection might seem a little crazy... like a bit of a conspiracy. How could I possibly be linking these two together, unless my case is being fed information from upper echelon of p99/Subway executives?

But, look at this photographic evidence from Portasaurus' cell.

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and now look at this recently captured photo of Jared

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These connections cannot be denied. THe evidence is coming up from all sides. Greengrocer is Jared Fogle. Subway is p99.

How boring is your life?

[nyclin]

Originally Posted by FatMice [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How boring is your life?

you must be a hit at parties

[DarthMartigan]

I recently sold 20 full stacks of meat to a vendor. Was hoping he'd be back before the next server cycle so i could find them on the vendor. No luck [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Next time I get some I'll just drop 40 on the ground for him.

[captnamazing]

Originally Posted by DarthMartigan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I recently sold 20 full stacks of meat to a vendor. Was hoping he'd be back before the next server cycle so i could find them on the vendor. No luck [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Next time I get some I'll just drop 40 on the ground for him.

Damn. This hit me in a very real way. Tonight I'll delete a stack of meat for my homie.

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Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of meats suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

[joppykid]

Originally Posted by nyclin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you must be a hit at parties

lol

[captnamazing]

I'm deleting nodrops and sky quest items to hold all the meat I've gathered. The smell is ripe! Bankers HATE me

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm deleting nodrops and sky quest items to hold all the meat I've gathered. The smell is ripe! Bankers HATE me

That's a shame. If you run out of bank space though, just be careful about who you ask to hold your meat...

[Pringles]

How deep does this rabbit hole go???????

http://www.twitch.tv/p99greengrocer

"The community has closed this channel due to terms of service violations"

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