J-Boots Giveaway Thread

[Kefit]

"Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as through from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."

- from Penny Arcade's 6/4/2012 comic

[Kagatob]

"When some wild-eye 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the bar-room wall and looks you crookedly in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues?
Well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that.
Have you paid your dues Jack?
Yes sir, the check is in the mail."

[Olacaten]

Shit Happends! thats mine.

[Twoberries]

From The Thing(1982)
Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. And when you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

[letsallkillandy]

Patrick Bateman: I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tUvZLDvAcQ

[Barn]

Have at you!
'tis but a scratch.
Just a flesh wound.

[Lojik]

When a wise man points at the moon, the idiot examines the finger.

[dialajoe]

"I avoid embarrassing myself by using a two-step rule: one, think very carefully about what you're going to say."

"And what's step two?"

"Don't say anything."

[Gadwen]

"Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors - and bowling, and as a surfer, he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo. He died, he died as so many young men of his generation before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince." - Walter Sobchak

[Safon]

Wow, so many good ones! I think I'll pick 2 or three runner ups and give them a few k pp, if someone happens to quote my favourite quote from Alpha Centauri they'll automatically be one of the runner ups [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]. At this point the j boots winner isn't an AC quoter though, I'll leave this going until tomorrow.