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Old 07-04-2011, 11:17 PM
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it's bbq night at the inlaws. happy 4th from kitti to the haters, with love <3
Mmmmm gurl look at you,
I want you to be my bu.
Part asian bomb shell
Part cajun southern belle.

You got that seducktion in yo eyes
Pushed up boobs make me jive.
I want every last drop of u girl
Ill deck you out all in pearls.

I got pp up the wonky.
want to ride me like a donkey?
See heres da thing b,
Rilkean had a thing wit me
But after laying my eyes on ye
I can now see true beauty.

Picture this:
Us on a bed getting all durty
Confident like we are in our mid thirties.
Your in lingerie, I undo the lace,
all the while trying to guess your race.
Asian, croatian, egyptian or norse?
Shoot who cares cause ima give you my little seahorse.
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Old 07-04-2011, 11:27 PM
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Mmmmm gurl look at you,
I want you to be my bu.
Part asian bomb shell
Part cajun southern belle.

You got that seducktion in yo eyes
Pushed up boobs make me jive.
I want every last drop of u girl
Ill deck you out all in pearls.

I got pp up the wonky.
want to ride me like a donkey?
See heres da thing b,
Rilkean had a thing wit me
But after laying my eyes on ye
I can now see true beauty.

Picture this:
Us on a bed getting all durty
Confident like we are in our mid thirties.
Your in lingerie, I undo the lace,
all the while trying to guess your race.
Asian, croatian, egyptian or norse?
Shoot who cares cause ima give you my little seahorse.
Outta my gd guild, b... You take your little seahorse and gd go.
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Old 07-05-2011, 02:28 AM
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I got pp up the wonky.
want to ride me like a donkey?
ahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 07-06-2011, 03:18 PM
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Mmmmm gurl look at you,
I want you to be my bu.
Part asian bomb shell
Part cajun southern belle.

You got that seducktion in yo eyes
Pushed up boobs make me jive.
I want every last drop of u girl
Ill deck you out all in pearls.

I got pp up the wonky.
want to ride me like a donkey?
See heres da thing b,
Rilkean had a thing wit me
But after laying my eyes on ye
I can now see true beauty.

Picture this:
Us on a bed getting all durty
Confident like we are in our mid thirties.
Your in lingerie, I undo the lace,
all the while trying to guess your race.
Asian, croatian, egyptian or norse?
Shoot who cares cause ima give you my little seahorse.
FYI everyone, nalkin thinks the female body in its natural form is gross and he is disgusted by residue so that line about every drop of you is a lie
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Old 07-06-2011, 03:22 PM
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FYI everyone, nalkin thinks the female body in its natural form is gross and he is disgusted by residue so that line about every drop of you is a lie
Yes I have a sudden urge to vomit as well, discussing females and residue there isn't anything I can think of that isn't disgusting.
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Old 07-05-2011, 12:15 AM
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lolness
was that off the dome? XD i'm dying
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Old 07-05-2011, 01:38 AM
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Seriously epicly, what the hell is with her shorts?SERIOUSLY.
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Old 07-05-2011, 01:42 AM
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i think she's some kind of hipster? think mom jeans lol
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:59 AM
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Are Corgis a hipster thing now? :P
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Old 07-05-2011, 02:36 PM
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Donnie Darko was cool in high school buddy-
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