my g/f is out of town

[hagard]

Originally Posted by mostbitter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

rigormortis is northwest

explains the faggotry

[jeffd]

who gives a fuck

[mostbitter]

pretty convenient, i took over this account lol im not advisor even tho that's the toon i play

[Delita]

g/f going to see her family this christmas, got this columbian chick coming over to spend christmas with me, i got her present all ready for her already

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IA_aHsER6c

[Froglok]

Originally Posted by Delita [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

g/f going to see her family this christmas, got this columbian chick coming over to spend christmas with me, i got her present all ready for her already

I didn't realize the cleaning ladies worked on the holidays. Good for you bro, maybe you can get her to clean the cumstains out of your keyboard.

GFY

[Tomatoking]

Originally Posted by Delita [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Finally broke down and bought a fleshlight guys, thinking of naming it something latin can any of you guys help? My imaginary girlfriend is going away for christmas and i want to snuggle and fuck it for like 3 days straight. What do yall think about Helena?

[Delita]

shes really hott 4 real bro

[Delita]

blew my load all over my g/f's back and she said SPLAT

haha shit made me laugh

[SamwiseRed]

Back-blast area clear

[Kaino]

haha good one sam

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