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Old 09-19-2012, 05:46 PM
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This is the most messed up thread ever. But it made me fucking laugh my ass off. HA!
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Old 09-19-2012, 03:41 PM
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Project 1999: a more wretched hive of scum and villainy you will never find amongst all the galaxy.
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Old 09-19-2012, 05:12 PM
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My wife watches some show on A&E about these two. Supposedly they are two heads on one body. Left head controls the left side and the right head controls the right side.

The girls are amazing individuals in regards to how the approach life so I hear.

But it does bring up a whole set of interesting "what ifs" such as...

1. How do they or are they going to date? Is it one guy for both to like, or would it be one guy per head since they both might have different tastes?
2. When they start to grow up sexually - what does masturbation mean to them -- do they both need to be in the mood?
3. If they get sick does puke come out both their mouths?
4. Can one have her head underwater indefinately if the other can still breathe?
5. Do they charge for one or two for things like plane tickets, movie tickets, etc...
6. Do restaurants charge them to split the meal?
7. How does their school give them tests so that they do not "cheat" off each other?
8. Do they both wake up at the same time? Or does one stay asleep if the other can be awake?
9. If they decide to get married - and it is to one man - is it bigamy?
10. Could you imagine being that guy -- he'd get nagged in stereo!

I'm sure there are more...any thoughts?
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Old 09-19-2012, 05:31 PM
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4. Can one have her head underwater indefinately if the other can still breathe?
I have so many new questions and no answers
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Old 09-20-2012, 01:25 AM
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4. Can one have her head underwater indefinately if the other can still breathe
Id be really interested to know this one, i think they share everything from the neck down, so you would have to assume only one of them would need to breathe right?
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Old 09-20-2012, 01:37 AM
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I wonder if they switch off eating meals. Like one eats breakfast other eats lunch and they fight over dinner? Would suck I like eating!
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Old 09-20-2012, 02:02 AM
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or do they each eat half portion meals because they like different flavors?
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Old 09-19-2012, 05:48 PM
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Cute smiles but the double-chin is a major turn-off.

2/10

Would not bang but would probably slide my dong in the fleshy crease of their conjoined necks.
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:44 PM
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You guys are fucking sick. This is not a joke.
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:48 PM
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You're right.

The more I think about it I really feel bad for the fat one.
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