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[Cwall]

knuckle pal when you coming to play on legacy of zek

[Vile]

I tried to avoid bring up religion in the Rushmore thread, but where is your response (Rushmore) to these points:

Originally Posted by HappyTr33z [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's impossible because to do this Noah would have to travel the whole world which at the time was not possible, whilst bringing 2 of each animal along with you and feeding them for the whole ride. Thousands upon thousands of animals. (some of which live in areas that are inaccessible without modern equipment, some are hybrids that you would have to find in very small biomes , some cannot be touched because of poisons they have all over their bodies, you could go on and on)

Not only that but he would have to construct a ship that has housing for each of these animals, lizards and amphibians need certain lights to have chemical reactions in their body vital to their survival (turning vitamin d into D3 I believe is the main concern, they can develop digestive and bone density problems fairly quickly)

You would have to deal with pounds and pounds of animal excrement that contains viruses that, at the time, had no cures and could be fatal.

You would have to make sure the larger, aggressive animals (rhinos for example) have barriers between them and other animals that could withstand the charge of a 3 thousand pound pissed off bulldozer.

Some animals require constant moisture to survive, like water buffalo and amphibians, in the event of a flood that covers the earth, there would be nothing but salt water and these animals would die out.

These are just some things I can think of off the top of me head.

Also, I have a question. If Adam and Eve were the first 2 people, and the only 2 people at the time, and they were the source of the total human population we see today, after they had children, wouldn't their children have to reproduce through incest? I mean there aren't any other families around. Just the one.

Originally Posted by Toehammer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Aww man, Snakes on a Plane can't even compare to Animals on an Ark. Noah must have had Ace Ventura language powers with the animals... so cool.

Imagine that... how far away from the mongoose do you put the cobra? What if animals start to eat the cane toad? How thick do the planks have to be to support an elephant? Where do all the burrowing animals go? Does the queen ant bring a single worker ant? Imagine how hard his life must be after the flood goes away... all that work, ungrateful b*tch. What about interbred species... do they count double? Albino animals? Siamese twins? Pandas? Does this mean that all species were once endangered? If so, humans are SAVING the planet. Oh my god, this ark thing is sweet... I could go on for (40) days.

I always loved these stories as a kid... they really pique your imagination.

One great memory I have of people like Rushmore is:

I was hanging with a bunch of friends smoking some blunts, and out of no where I just got all mad about this bitch I used to argue with in high school because she didn't believe in Dinosaurs, let alone some other crazy fundamental Christian bullshit I couldn't get over... so I brought up the story to my friends to explain how I couldn't understand people like that to pass some time...

While telling the story I immediately noticed my friend's girlfriend giving me this fucked up look and it hit me... SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN DINOSAURS EITHER. I didn't know whether to laugh or to just shut the fuck up.... but GOD DAMN, it was funny.

[Rushmore]

Originally Posted by Vile [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I tried to avoid bring up religion in the Rushmore thread, but where is your response (Rushmore) to these points:

No one can ultimately be proven right or wrong on GOD or the Bible. You believe what you believe. IN the End whether or not who's wrong or right we find out one day. The logic that says we just die and nothing happens? OK... And I say we go to heaven or hell. Either way If I'm wrong I end the same way you do. But if your wrong...


I believe in the Bible (Written my men influenced by GOD) which contains a lot of prophecy's that continue to come true. ISRAEL, New World Order, Mark of the beast like technology, Rumors of Wars, An increase in Natural disasters, Etc etc. I believe America was #1 because what it was built on and stood for Christian like principles. But now we don't and we are any day now from a collapse.

But back to the ark. Noah spent over a 100 years building it. It was large enough. He didn't collect every animal in the world!? He collected two of every kind. A Zebra and Horse is still a horse. A coyote, a dog, and a wolf is not a banana. It doesn't say he went to get the biggest elephant he could find. Ever think of babies? He had plenty of time. The Bible tells you how big the ark was. And people have researched that it would have been big enough. There are plenty of great articles to read for and against. Just don't tell me it wouldn't be possible. I believe that man was bigger in those days through scripture and research. Maybe 12ft tall are larger. Much stronger than today. They lived hundreds of years. Also most of the world was land not water. An idiot can look at the grand canyon and tell erosion happened.

WE can go back and forth all day...

[Vile]

Originally Posted by Rushmore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

No one can ultimately be proven right or wrong on GOD or the Bible. You believe what you believe. IN the End whether or not who's wrong or right we find out one day. The logic that says we just die and nothing happens? OK... And I say we go to heaven or hell. Either way If I'm wrong I end the same way you do. But if your wrong...


I believe in the Bible (Written my men influenced by GOD) which contains a lot of prophecy's that continue to come true. ISRAEL, New World Order, Mark of the beast like technology, Rumors of Wars, An increase in Natural disasters, Etc etc. I believe America was #1 because what it was built on and stood for Christian like principles. But now we don't and we are any day now from a collapse.

But back to the ark. Noah spent over a 100 years building it. It was large enough. He didn't collect every animal in the world!? He collected two of every kind. A Zebra and Horse is still a horse. A coyote, a dog, and a wolf is not a banana. It doesn't say he went to get the biggest elephant he could find. Ever think of babies? He had plenty of time. The Bible tells you how big the ark was. And people have researched that it would have been big enough. There are plenty of great articles to read for and against. Just don't tell me it wouldn't be possible. I believe that man was bigger in those days through scripture and research. Maybe 12ft tall are larger. Much stronger than today. They lived hundreds of years. Also most of the world was land not water. An idiot can look at the grand canyon and tell erosion happened.

WE can go back and forth all day...

Oh damn.. you're right.

[lethdar]

Originally Posted by Rushmore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

No one can ultimately be proven right or wrong on GOD or the Bible. You believe what you believe. IN the End whether or not who's wrong or right we find out one day. The logic that says we just die and nothing happens? OK... And I say we go to heaven or hell. Either way If I'm wrong I end the same way you do. But if your wrong...


I believe in the Bible (Written my men influenced by GOD) which contains a lot of prophecy's that continue to come true. ISRAEL, New World Order, Mark of the beast like technology, Rumors of Wars, An increase in Natural disasters, Etc etc. I believe America was #1 because what it was built on and stood for Christian like principles. But now we don't and we are any day now from a collapse.

But back to the ark. Noah spent over a 100 years building it. It was large enough. He didn't collect every animal in the world!? He collected two of every kind. A Zebra and Horse is still a horse. A coyote, a dog, and a wolf is not a banana. It doesn't say he went to get the biggest elephant he could find. Ever think of babies? He had plenty of time. The Bible tells you how big the ark was. And people have researched that it would have been big enough. There are plenty of great articles to read for and against. Just don't tell me it wouldn't be possible. I believe that man was bigger in those days through scripture and research. Maybe 12ft tall are larger. Much stronger than today. They lived hundreds of years. Also most of the world was land not water. An idiot can look at the grand canyon and tell erosion happened.

WE can go back and forth all day...

Quoting the delicious insanity, this is the required mindset to still believe r99 has a chance.

[Rushmore]

Originally Posted by lethdar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Quoting the delicious insanity, this is the required mindset to still believe r99 has a chance.

If you logged in those chances would double. Just takes someone like you or Chuck.

[lethdar]

The christian way of debating - ignore those points which you find troubling, when pressed, say GOD DID IT HURR.

[Nirgon]

Reason I don't need an ark: God still yet to strike down Lethdar despite his gaming ways and blasphemy

[Knuckle]

rushmore trolling u guys hardcore

[Rushmore]

i got answers .... just in the middle of an xp grp right now on RED99