Request to allowed political topics in here again

[Botten]

Heh this could be fun...

Deep within the eroded ruins of Befallen, a loud-mouthed necromancer named “Donarn the Magnificent” has risen again—mostly through self-resurrection scrolls and excessive charisma modifiers. Decked in gaudy orange robes and leading a cult known as the “True Norrathians,” Donarn boasts that he alone can restore the lost greatness of Freeport by walling off dungeons and giving gnome meat breaks to Ogre merchants. His summons speeches cause area-wide debuffs in intelligence and charm, particularly among apprentice casters.

The Felwithe Coalition, alarmed by the resurgence of Donarn’s disruptive enchantments, has begun a campaign to re-seal Befallen and block his dark mana channeling from spreading across zones. They argue that unchecked necromantic populism could collapse the delicate faction balance, lead to platinum pieces deregulation, and fuel a rise in trollish behavior on public forums. Led by High Enchanter GraveVenturer, their motto is “Resist the Rez—Keep the Realms Rational.”

Meanwhile, scattered adventuring parties across Norrath have taken up the questline “Restore Sanity to Antonica,” which involves retrieving truth scrolls, dispelling illusion buffs, and forcing Donarn to reroll as a bard where his influence will be capped at wedding entertainment. The final boss fight? A raid event titled “Trial of Facts,” where adventurers must survive waves of misinformation before activating the Plane of Reason. The reward? +10 clarity and a permanent immunity to spin.

[loramin]

Originally Posted by Botten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Their gatherings often include summoning Elementals that hold signs like “No Justice, No J-boots!”

That mental image was just too perfect; I couldn't help myself.

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Sadly, Gemini doesn't understand what a classic elemental pet looks like, and the elf is a little too Warcrafty [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by loramin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Saying DSM's posts are just "liking everquest" is like describing a crazed stalker as someone who just "likes" their victim

Bro that is 110% an everquest fan.

We are literally insane for being here right now.

Seriously unhinged.

[Cecily]

Oggok is a food desert with only unhealthy dietary options due to inhumane sanctions imposed by the so-called "good races."

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oggok is a food desert with only unhealthy dietary options due to inhumane sanctions imposed by the so-called "good races."

This is true you know. I have never seen them eat a halfling. Ever.

[kjs86z2]

no hurty words allowed!

[Domo]

yeah, you Oggok people should take notes from Grobb. They are cultivated people who eat frog legs.

[loramin]

You all must really hate our moderators.

[atomicpaul]

i dunno man, everyone's mental health seems questionable these days. i can't even avoid politics as easily as i used to, mainly because i have to use edge at work for some reason.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by atomicpaul [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i dunno man, everyone's mental health seems questionable these days.

That's what I think permanent revolution is. The perpetual state of social transition.

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