The China balloon.

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by GeorgeCostanza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

thanks for flattering me i dont deserve it. love u

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[aussenseiter]

NORAD Command downs 2nd UFO

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

NORAD Command downs 2nd UFO

The military want us panicked and ready for war.

Against China?

They should be destroyed because they are a direct threat to the US, but the US government is also a direct threat to the US - so I'm torn.

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

NORAD Command downs 2nd UFO

North American Aerospace Defense Command discovered the cylindrical object Friday evening

So we're at war with aliens now, great.

other than a rudimentary gyroscope, nobody on planet earth has a cylinder that can fly and is public about it

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

North American Aerospace Defense Command discovered the cylindrical object Friday evening

So we're at war with aliens now, great.

other than a rudimentary gyroscope, nobody on planet earth has a cylinder that can fly and is public about it

The J-20 Mighty Dragon and Su-57 Felon will fly alongside our Raptors and Battle Penguins in this fight.

God Bless Earth. 🌐

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The J-20 Mighty Dragon and Su-57 Felon will fly alongside our Raptors and Battle Penguins in this fight.

God Bless Earth. 🌐

yeah now we just gotta get randy quaid to kamikaze his plane into the aliens after jeff goldblum uploads a computer virus to a system he has never even conceived of before.

all seriousness tho, this could be really fuckin bad. 3 objects in a week that warranted a response from 2 major nations.

really fuckin bad. extinction bad.

they spent the last few years acclimating the public to the existence of extraterrestrials because they knew they were coming?

[Kaveh]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

yeah now we just gotta get randy quaid to kamikaze his plane into the aliens after jeff goldblum uploads a computer virus to a system he has never even conceived of before.

all seriousness tho, this could be really fuckin bad. 3 objects in a week that warranted a response from 2 major nations.

really fuckin bad. extinction bad.

they spent the last few years acclimating the public to the existence of extraterrestrials because they knew they were coming?

Aliens aren’t in the Bible, calm down pussy

[Encroaching Death]

Probably this in the alien spacecraft

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[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Probably this in the alien spacecraft

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This post was a desperate attempt at fishing for compliments.

I'm insecure and my father never told me he's proud of me.

Tell me I painted him well or I'm going to snap and take it out on an innocent animal/bystander.

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This post was a desperate attempt at fishing for compliments.

I'm insecure and my father never told me he's proud of me.

Tell me I painted him well or I'm going to snap and take it out on an innocent animal/bystander.

looks good. now rip this bong and chill the fuck out