A Gunman goes into a gay bar..

[magnetaress]

This kid rolled like 3 on charisma and like barely an 11 con. Like 8 int. 6 wis. 12 dex. 8 agi and probably 9 or 10 str. Bad cards plus unlucky parents lol. R.i.p. his best hope is a prison shank or suicide. Not super quick butt quicker than making it a decade more.

[Tongpow]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This kid rolled like 3 on charisma

none of this roll 4 drop the lowest assign wherever you want bullshit. you roll your 3 dice and that's what you fucking get.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This kid rolled like 3 on charisma and like barely an 11 con. Like 8 int. 6 wis. 12 dex. 8 agi and probably 9 or 10 str. Bad cards plus unlucky parents lol. R.i.p. his best hope is a prison shank or suicide. Not super quick butt quicker than making it a decade more.

Went non-binary after realizing neither gender liked him [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I hope fish-piggy gets what’s coming to him in prison

[Duik]

Pon.. Give up Doowyk

[magnetaress]

Drugs for sure m8

[Ooloo]

What's with the weird fake texture\detail on his neckbeard in the left image? Is it me or is there a vast disparity in resolution between his gross facial hair and the rest of the image?

[magnetaress]

It's a terrible photo. I would believe it's fake butt there's way too much creativity to his injuries.

[goblinmob]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's a terrible photo. I would believe it's fake butt there's way too much creativity to his injuries.

Lighting kinda makes him look fat

[magnetaress]

Probably bad compression. Taken with the lowest budget camera and re compressed sent to the press where they adjusted light levels and compressed it again.

Also I cannot legally elaborate on the genetic origins of that beard and what it means.

[Ooloo]

Seriously though, the photo on right (his profile side) looks like a normal, low res photo. It's all uniformly shitty looking and low detail. But the left shot (front on) looks like parts of his face is in 720p or something, but then his shoulders look crappy and low res like the profile shot. I've done enough digital video and image editing to know something is up with that.

It's as if they specifically wanted you to see every individual hair of his fat nerd beard.