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haha yup waves go brrr
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#1632
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My new conspiracy theory is that the reptoids (elohim) rebelled against god because not only did god give them immortality, but also the ability to love the universe that he built.
But after eons of being alive, they began appreciated the hilariousness of the universe. Zebra donkeys and shit, they were laughing at everything and having a great time. And god, who does not have that trait (that's why he's all about being quiet at church and pious and praying)... and so he became upset that they kept making fun of it So he punished them, and invented us, and gave us a new trait: love and hate. So that we would be able to have the ability to observe and love his amazing creation, but also to hate the comedy that makes fun of it. But instead we just made comedy a weapon out of our hate and invented racism. basically this is all probably what happened IMO and that's why comedy is such a hot topic. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Maybe god only has the ability to hate, so he created the universe to make something that could love it. That's why he was so keen on destroying all humans when it didn't seem like it was working out. (that's why he put the non immortal feature in as well) And it wasn't until Noah proved to him (by overcoming his own hate for his fellow people with the love) is what made him create gods covenant with man. | ||
Last edited by Jibartik; 06-12-2022 at 02:19 PM..
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#1633
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yeah
except the ppl who get mad about it the most and are upset by the comedy of it i dont think g-d mins if u enjoy the comedy of it all i think g-d gets mad if u get mad | ||
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No ones going to fight for what is right until it's the last thing they can do. Because they can get their dopa hits from their lords and ladies and continue to do the wrong things without immediate and seriously obvious consequences. | |||
#1637
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as the stewards of the earth, we're failing god
anyways, eat as little beef as you possibly can get away with, folks | ||
#1638
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Is goat an ok alternative?
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#1639
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Depends if it was really heat.
Or it could have been they just shut off the water to make us want to eat less meat and like it. | ||
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goat meat is delicious Quote:
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