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Old 07-22-2011, 06:15 PM
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P99-related Yo Momma Jokes:

Yo momma so fat, she crushed one of Glitch's ponies trying to ride it.

Yo momma so fat, all the tags in the RL pic thread are about her.

Yo momma so fat, it takes 5 druids in her group to port her.

Yo momma so fat, it takes a stack of pearls to COTH her.

Yo momma so fat, our raid stands behind her for AE boss mobs.
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Old 07-24-2011, 04:09 PM
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Quote:
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P99-related Yo Momma Jokes:
Yo momma so fat, it takes 5 druids in her group to port her.
Yo momma so fat, our raid stands behind her for AE boss mobs.
bahahahahahaahaha

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Old 07-24-2011, 04:13 PM
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Yo momma is so fat, she eats biscuits like Tic Tacs.

Yo momma's chest is so hairy, it hangs down to her penis.

Yo momma's breath stinks so bad, I don't know whether to give her gum or toilet paper.

Yo momma's chest is so hairy, her tits look like coconuts.
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Old 07-24-2011, 04:41 PM
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your momma is soo fat , each ass cheek dual procs earthquake..
your momma is soo fat ,she cons red to phara dar!
your momma's soo fat that it takes 12 wizards and the ocean of tears
to cook her noodles.. your momma is so fat the procs from her ass stole your kill..
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Old 07-23-2011, 06:47 AM
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"Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles - traffic slows down."

"Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu."
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Old 07-23-2011, 07:27 AM
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yo mommas fingers so fat she can't troll threads, shes gotta ogre them

and the wow one, fucking funny
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Old 07-23-2011, 07:35 AM
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Yo momma so fat, when she walks around in highheels she strikes oil.
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Old 07-23-2011, 07:38 AM
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Yo momma so fat, we had to ban her twice.
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Old 07-23-2011, 09:49 AM
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Yo mama so fat, she uses Google +++
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Old 07-23-2011, 12:47 PM
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Yo momma so fat, we had to ban her twice.
A new guide appears?
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