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[imperiouskitten]

think ive got the beast cornered in my stomach this morning. well, afternoon, but i slept a looong time because i am starving. oh i told you i killed him? yeah a lot of wishful thinking in something liek this. today, my stomach pump attempts will not dislodge him. I am going inpatient until this is over. we are going to the ER to have flexible laser tubes inserted to zap this MOTHER FUCKER like the surface of the sun. Pray for me for the final victory, and repeat after me my new mantra: iznahtatumah

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Appropriate for this thread because I am more HEATED than i think i have ever been. I am concerned about graphically threatening to murder incompetent medical staff with firearms in real life and causing myself problems. I did a little role playing where I proposed to a particular back-office CUNT who wasted months of my life in torture flat out refusing to repeat a prior auth attempt (silently) that I asked her to do over and over for MONTHS that how about I come back and put six holes in her chest and it felt WAY too good and absolutely justified, frankly.

At least if I start assaulting personnel they are likely to keep me restrained on premise until something is actually done about this fucking disease which is wasting me to death. Just once in my life I want to shatter the skull of a worthless cunt of a nurse under a big stone fist, like if I transformed into the Hulk but made out of stone.

Anyway stick a fucking fork in me I am done. Can't take water without IV. Oh I'm burning hot alright

[starkind]

Originally Posted by imperiouskitten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

think ive got the beast cornered in my stomach this morning. well, afternoon, but i slept a looong time because i am starving. oh i told you i killed him? yeah a lot of wishful thinking in something liek this. today, my stomach pump attempts will not dislodge him. I am going inpatient until this is over. we are going to the ER to have flexible laser tubes inserted to zap this MOTHER FUCKER like the surface of the sun. Pray for me for the final victory, and repeat after me my new mantra: iznahtatumah

iznahtatumah
iznahtatumah
iznahtatumah
iznahtatumah

Appropriate for this thread because I am more HEATED than i think i have ever been. I am concerned about graphically threatening to murder incompetent medical staff with firearms in real life and causing myself problems. I did a little role playing where I proposed to a particular back-office CUNT who wasted months of my life in torture flat out refusing to repeat a prior auth attempt (silently) that I asked her to do over and over for MONTHS that how about I come back and put six holes in her chest and it felt WAY too good and absolutely justified, frankly.

At least if I start assaulting personnel they are likely to keep me restrained on premise until something is actually done about this fucking disease which is wasting me to death. Just once in my life I want to shatter the skull of a worthless cunt of a nurse under a big stone fist, like if I transformed into the Hulk but made out of stone.

Anyway stick a fucking fork in me I am done. Can't take water without IV. Oh I'm burning hot alright

Don't be violent plz.

Sorry world is stupid.

Be patient.

Eat liquidz

I didn't get to ranting to see some evil psychiatrist throw you in a dark hole on shitty meds for being rightously justifiably angry and anxious.

Be cool. Be strong. You're strong. And wise. And smarter. And prettier than me on your worst days.

[imperiouskitten]

I didn't get violent but when they tried to shrug me off my reply definitely put the fear of god in and ended talk about sending me home with just a referral. This monstrous hospital won't even let you have a visitor cuz of covid, so be ready to stick up for yourself.


Also I was taking some selfies and realized my elbows have pussies 😂😂 plus a bonus.

[Ooloo]

I mean this is pure fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na5HSzPuRyI

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I mean this is pure fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na5HSzPuRyI

Picture me as a kid, finally getting to the last stage in Mega Man II, and then this music comes on

I was so fucking amped. I was like “let’s fucking go!!”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=

Or, if we want to go further in time, I think the opening song to a mediocre game, Crono Cross, happens to be one of the best opening game music of any game I played (kingdom hearts is up there too though):

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=

[Ooloo]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Picture me as a kid, finally getting to the last stage in Mega Man II, and then this music comes on

I was so fucking amped. I was like “let’s fucking go!!”

Don't. Just don't. That game and that song are too powerful, it's not really fair.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Don't. Just don't. That game and that song are too powerful, it's not really fair.

I seriously attribute mega man to honing my reflexes for future games. That game series was the epitome of “twitch-based” [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[unsunghero]

Or who can forget the epic Robo the robot theme from Chrono Trigger?? If this doesn’t get you pumped to take on the world, nothing will!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=

[Cecily]

Glenn theme tbh.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Glenn theme tbh.

Abso-froggin-lutely