End Times

[Jobaber]

I love the hopi - I want to go find these caves.



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Underground lizardmen!

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[Encroaching Death]

I want to die screaming with an empty plasma rifle magazine fighting giant insectizoid alien creatures.

[magnetaress]

[Jobaber]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I want to die screaming with an empty plasma rifle magazine fighting giant insectizoid alien creatures.

You are, somewhere!

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[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Jobaber [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are, somewhere!

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My intestines are falling out, but not due to intergalactic combat [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[goblinmob]

So I had an idea. Open up a burger shack type place. Call it "Apocalypse Joe's" or something similar. All the typical gimmicky stuff for those kinda joints "Carnage Fries", "Mutant Burger w/Chz", "Atomic Milkshake"

But on the wall is a huge mural that's a spin-off of this artwork. And instead of shooting guns, the dude's squirting ketchup and mustard all over food mutants...

Castle, you got Bitcoin, doncha?..

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by goblinmob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So I had an idea. Open up a burger shack type place. Call it "Apocalypse Joe's" or something similar. All the typical gimmicky stuff for those kinda joints "Carnage Fries", "Mutant Burger w/Chz", "Atomic Milkshake"

But on the wall is a huge mural that's a spin-off of this artwork. And instead of shooting guns, the dude's squirting ketchup and mustard all over food mutants...

Castle, you got Bitcoin, doncha?..

Duke-Burger.

Also atomic symbol! ☢

https://dukenukem.fandom.com/wiki/Duke-Burger

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[Jobaber]

Originally Posted by goblinmob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So I had an idea. Open up a burger shack type place. Call it "Apocalypse Joe's" or something similar. All the typical gimmicky stuff for those kinda joints "Carnage Fries", "Mutant Burger w/Chz", "Atomic Milkshake"

But on the wall is a huge mural that's a spin-off of this artwork. And instead of shooting guns, the dude's squirting ketchup and mustard all over food mutants...

Castle, you got Bitcoin, doncha?..

I would die for this brand.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My intestines are falling out, but not due to intergalactic combat [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Well look on the bright sides.

At least:
You know.
Can brag about it.
Maybe survive.
You have a legitimate reason to complain.

Soups on the menu!

Maybe feeding tubes too!

[Jobaber]

One Duke burger and a nuke cola please.