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09-01-2021, 06:01 PM
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The 5D cult really ties all the religions together, the Greeks, the Abrahams, the Atheist's and Agnostics, all rolled into 1 nice elegant dominant science fiction based main stream historicity supported religion. It's hard to argue against this stuff if you believe in god when the old testament quotes it in genesis. The only way is to treat it the way atheist's treat the old testament [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] So i could see the worlds religions transitioning to it quite easily, and I could see athiests getting a boner pill for space aliens if we so much as find any one single bit of evidence to confirm it, then boom this religion is #1 | |||
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08-31-2021, 04:44 PM
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That's actually a common westerner misunderstanding. Actually the only religion that predicts the end of days would be in any of the apostles lifetime is Christianity.
Only the new testament says it will truly be in the lifetime of the apostles. It's not exactly like a hot take to say that doomers are wrong btw. | ||
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08-31-2021, 04:51 PM
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Yes, only Christians have had a doomsday masturbation ritual. Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Here is my *Hot take*(nice vernacular influence shows most usage in last few months) Christians are fucking retarded. There are no accurate translations available and what is available is so edited it just retarded. Then you have different groups of these retards mistranslating the mistranslations and then deciding they hate enough and produce multiple schisms that really cause a lot of misery in general. They are not the only religion with end of days predictions, they are not the only religion, they just raped the most people first. | ||
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08-31-2021, 05:11 PM
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Well their are like, really specific things that have to happen in Jewish and Islamic Eschatology, like the Islamic caliphate has to be completely resurrected, that hasn't even been close to happening for 100 years. The Jews need to rule Israel and the world from there, which hasn't even been a cunts hair from happening for 2 thousand years.
Daniel literally said thousands of years from now many empires will rise and fall until a final one will be the last. Only Christ said in the gospels that it would truly happen in our lifetimes, and the only source on that is 4 dudes in the new testament that completely refute each other on like 90% of the shit they say in each of their gospels. It's worth noting that the actual type of religion Christianity is, is an apocalyptic one. Jesus according to the gospels of the new testament preached of an imminent end that never came. But the key to the cult's success was the threat that if people didn't join them now, they'd be forever doomed. Jesus does say that it wouldn't be until al nations of the world knew his testament in the same gospels that say it would be in the listener's lifetime, so I think you have to wonder 1 of two things about Christian Eschatology. 1. that jesus was like the guy in Waco and just a cult leader or 2. that he was speaking of the same prophecies that the islam and jewish religions do, and that the end wouldnt come for generations or thousands of years? idk. There's a lot of false prophets that say the end is nigh, but about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. | ||
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08-31-2021, 08:58 PM
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Well, Blizzard is known for steeling everything they do.
Oh yeah I want to change the ending to that: All this happens over the next 8 years, and in 2029 Jesus shows up riding Apophis as it smashes into the heart of the caliphate right after his messianic army arrives in the holy land. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] and when the dust settles we rebuild and live in peace just like the prophecy foretold, but we never once saw an actual miracle or the real Jesus, so we never know for sure if it was a bunch of natural events and climate change... spooky! | ||
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#8
09-01-2021, 06:07 PM
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gusys, when I smoke pot in the evening I've started getting really paranoid again!!! I always think I can hear the neighbors complaining about noise I am making, through the wall. I think the angels are gathering
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09-01-2021, 08:09 PM
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09-01-2021, 07:57 PM
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Imagine if one field of science had 14,000 different branches and methods ALL for one thing. The study of this one particular thing, like a rock, and every single one of them said something completely different about the reason for its being, how it came about, and what its doing here, now.
Some of them said the rock was made by a giant, using a hammer on a mountain. Some of them say the rock was made by an ancient species of aliens who used to inhabit the earth. Some say, the rock is the living body and soul of christ and them you lick it, you're taking the forgiveness of the rock into your body. Some say, the rock says know your role and shut your mouth. Some say the rock needs your money and you have to give it or nothing good will happen in your life. Some say the rock is here because a volcano spit it out, whole. Now all of them disagree on that rock. Would you trust those guys to tell you about that rock? Like, take it as gospel, that the rock is what they say it is? | ||
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