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View Poll Results: What will Snortle Chrotles spend his stimulus check on?
A car to help his daily commute (peasant) 6 7.59%
Hair plugs (bald) 15 18.99%
Liposuction (fat) 8 10.13%
Psychiatrist (mad) 7 8.86%
Stonks (poor) 8 10.13%
Hookers (alone) 13 16.46%
Diabetes medication (sick) 13 16.46%
An investigation into the events of September 11th 41 51.90%
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Old 03-23-2021, 05:06 PM
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to spyder i mean, not to the cringe+obsessed top of page
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Old 03-24-2021, 10:50 PM
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Old 03-25-2021, 01:16 PM
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GUYS CHECK OUT MY $1000 GUITAR
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Old 03-25-2021, 01:41 PM
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Not sure why I am giving you ammo but here it is, that's not real inlay on the fretboard, it's a fucking sticker
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Old 03-25-2021, 01:44 PM
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I would expect Chortles to have a Starbucks logo inlay.
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Old 03-25-2021, 01:44 PM
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That guitar seen a lot of love though.
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Old 03-25-2021, 02:05 PM
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Need to use the guitar to write a dirge for that couch.

Tip for next time. Once a sofa makes it the curb its useful life is over. It should not be brought home no matter how poor you are. That's how you get bedbugs. Or, in this case, how the couch got bedbugs.
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Old 03-25-2021, 02:54 PM
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Need to use the guitar to write a dirge for that couch.

Tip for next time. Once a sofa makes it the curb its useful life is over. It should not be brought home no matter how poor you are. That's how you get bedbugs. Or, in this case, how the couch got bedbugs.
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Old 03-25-2021, 02:44 PM
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Some of the best couches I've slept on have been very used. A little TLC and sunlight fixes everything.
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