The Joe Biden Drops Out thread

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...oll-shows.html
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/08/16/p...ust/index.html
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And with the margin of error, (assuming it's the same poll), Trump could actually be ahead by 3%.

So I just posted the new polls, showing Trump closing in, or maybe ahead.

And here we go, agitprop going out RIGHT AWAY.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features...ught-it-would/

Don't worry kids.

But the basic starting point for a probabilistic, poll-driven model ought to be this: Is polling in August a highly reliable way to predict the outcome in November?

The short answer is “no.”

Yeah those polls that just came out? Yeah...you see those are August Polls. Ever since we correctly predicted Hillary would win back then we discovered that August Polls are uniquely faulty. June, July polls? Fuckin' solid man! September polls? Truthful!

August? Put on your mask, go back to sleep, don't worry about it. Everything is going to be all right. Trust your feelings.

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So I just posted the new polls, showing Trump closing in, or maybe ahead.

And here we go, agitprop going out RIGHT AWAY.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features...ught-it-would/

Don't worry kids.



Yeah those polls that just came out? Yeah...you see those are August Polls. Ever since we correctly predicted Hillary would win back then we discovered that August Polls are uniquely faulty. June, July polls? Fuckin' solid man! September polls? Truthful!

August? Put on your mask, go back to sleep, don't worry about it. Everything is going to be all right. Trust your feelings.

You think he’ll win the Midwest this time? It was close last time, and Hillary was historically unpopular. People like Biden in the Midwest. He looks like their uncle or grandpa

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You think he’ll win the Midwest this time? It was close last time, and Hillary was historically unpopular. People like Biden in the Midwest. He looks like their uncle or grandpa

This is shaking out to the be weirdest election of my lifetime so I'm not sure.

On one hand we have the Hand of God. The Lord is wrought or tests us, but either way the virus comes and it mostly affects the mind. It's the first Amygdalic Virus. It's causing fear and panic and lots of irrational thoughts. Very strong emotions with this one, less so with the coughing. It's a great variable.

On the other hand we have the riots, which were a gigantic misfire by the Democrats. Cowed and instructed they allowed their footsoldiers a little too much latitude. I don't think the continuous scenes of a devastated and boarded-up America are winning the Democrats any good will here, being how they run these giant burning shitholes.

Things are so volatile I have no idea.

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I mean ideally it will look like this.

[Kich867]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is shaking out to the be weirdest election of my lifetime so I'm not sure.

On one hand we have the Hand of God. The Lord is wrought or tests us, but either way the virus comes and it mostly affects the mind. It's the first Amygdalic Virus. It's causing fear and panic and lots of irrational thoughts. Very strong emotions with this one, less so with the coughing. It's a great variable.

On the other hand we have the riots, which were a gigantic misfire by the Democrats. Cowed and instructed they allowed their footsoldiers a little too much latitude. I don't think the continuous scenes of a devastated and boarded-up America are winning the Democrats any good will here, being how they run these giant burning shitholes.

Things are so volatile I have no idea.

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I mean ideally it will look like this.

Wait aren't you the guy that said scientists only deal in absolutes and trusting them will kill you? Just trying to make sure I'm associating certain things to the right people. Or is that fake news and someone was intentionally making you look bad?

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

He looks like their uncle or grandpa

Biden is more like the uncle that you don't let your kids spend time with alone

[Kich867]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Biden is more like the uncle that you don't let your kids spend time with alone

Trump hung out with Epstein a looooot though.

[zodium]

joe biden won't drop out. capital will carry his rigid corpse across the finish line if necessary. he is going to win and make permanent all gains for capital made under trump, and he's going to make every american worth less than eight digits eat shit. you'll get a bucket and a pack of shit in the mail after he privatizes your postal service.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by zodium [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

. you'll get a bucket and a pack of shit in the mail after he privatizes your postal service.

No I won't! They promised the freed slaves 40 acres and a mule, but the Compromise of 1877 put an end to that dream just 12 years later and the slavery continued under a different name. I'm going to get a bucket with a hole in it, then a tax bill for the bucket. When I inquire about my pack of shit I'll be told told don't worry, your Biden Bucket has a hole anyway. Then I'll be fined for a leaky bucket. Finally, when I show up to vote I'll be turned away because I don't have my pack of shit.

[BlackBellamy]

This is true. I wish I could re-edit the subject. I honestly thought they were just waiting to find someone better, but no, they're going with the amnesiac poolfan.

Hang on a second, I'm getting overwhelmed by some hilarious deja-vu:

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[BlackBellamy]

Hey let's tell the world about who really gutted the Postal Service!

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Leftist-controlled social media says nuh-uh!