tell em why you're mad

[Falisaty]

Well me the wife and our friend went to the Awful Waffle this morning to grab a quick bite to eat. The plan was, we were gana go back to the house after breakfast, do some skinny dipping then Fuck for 3 hours.... well because the cooks at the Waffle house ( i know u ask y waffle house. i love waffles and i burned my maker up 3 days ago also pissed about that) cant make a fucking order right, so it took an hour and 45 min to get our food. So we had to go back to the house skip the skinny dip and only got to bone the wife and our friend for 45 min. EXTREMELY PISSED!!!!!

[xnolanx]

troll me i cry in front of my mom and try to commit suicide off my balcony built onto my room .. yeah im upset not mad more like.... idk depressed

[xnolanx]

lets jump off balconys like all the cool kids these days

[Heartbeats]

This guy outside Starbucks one time asked me to do him a favor. So I was like "uhh, that depends on what it is." So he pulls out a little foam Starbucks cup and asks me to go around the corner and piss in it. I laughed. In retrospect I wish I had done it for him, he would've been in for a hell of a surprise.

[Akim]

Originally Posted by Heartbeats [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This guy outside Starbucks one time asked me to do him a favor. So I was like "uhh, that depends on what it is." So he pulls out a little foam Starbucks cup and asks me to go around the corner and piss in it. I laughed. In retrospect I wish I had done it for him, he would've been in for a hell of a surprise.

DRUGS

[azeth]

Originally Posted by Heartbeats [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In retrospect I wish I had done it for him, he would've been in for a hell of a surprise.

go on... moar.

[Heartbeats]

Originally Posted by azeth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

go on... moar.

Weed obviously. Also that week was the one time in my life I ever did ecstasy, which I found to be incredibly fucking boring. I sat in a chair all night falling asleep and waking up. Some asshole probably put dope in it. I think I had eaten mushrooms that week too. And definitely there was some coke. I don't know what this guy was on, but there probably would have been some shit in my piss that wouldn't have been in his. Would've made for a nice argument w/ his PO.

[azeth]

Originally Posted by Heartbeats [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Weed obviously. Also that week was the one time in my life I ever did ecstasy, which I found to be incredibly fucking boring. I sat in a chair all night falling asleep and waking up. Some asshole probably put dope in it..

We used to roll pretty often in college and it was all fine & dandy, we were getting apparently decent rolls, until we had "orange batmans" and every one of us thought our hearts were going to explode.

After that E was out and we went straight to molly, which I'm happy isn't easily available anymore b/c i love me some mdma.

[Koota]

know what im taln bawt

[Shannacore]

Originally Posted by Koota [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

know what im taln bawt

omfg quit that