Tried to join a DND group on Facebook, instead got ranted at.

[Evets]

lmao that orc looks damn near those never trumpers at their rallies A+... but shoulda thrown a pussy hat on there

[Canelek]

Sounds like that group admin is Chaotic Stupid.

[Guesty07]

All of that just to join a DnD group. Whoosh. I think as somebody else already said, you dodged a bullet.

[shuklak]

You need to reapply at this point.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by shuklak [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You need to reapply at this point.

Yeah tell him you've been googling stuff in the UK and now you feel you are ready.

DnD storey:

I used to play back in the day, we didn't use sectional dungeon layouts everything was in our heads. So there was a lot of latitude like you weren't sure if the orc was 10 or 12 feet away you just said I'm going after that orc. We had figures but these were just arranged to show marching order - and the GM would whip out his ogre and place it in front of the group to show what we were fighting but we wouldn't be moving our little figures around, it was all just spoken.

I fell out of DnD and started playing wargames, complicated shit where you're moving tons of units on hexes to try to make your perfect breakthrough and encirclement or whatever, but anyway my point is that there is a lot of math and you're always trying to figure out probabilities and adjust them on the fly.

Then me an my buddy get an invite to a DnD group, so it's been a decade at least we're excited to get some nostalgia so we go. This group is playing full tactical mode. Everyone is moving their figures exactly the number of hexes, you're either exactly in range or not, you know the deal. Me and my friend instantly hate it. We can't say "Ok I'm running at the middle guy and I'm going to try to stab him, but if I see his friends move then I'm just going to try to run through them all with a shield bash" because that doesn't work on the table. I have to say I'm moving ahead three, then rolling on the bash table, then moving two more otherwise people get anxious.

We weren't even going to try to convince the group to just play by imagination because everyone was super invested in their diorama/tableau presentation and they were trying real hard to run DnD like fantasy X-COM.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah tell him you've been googling stuff in the UK and now you feel you are ready.

DnD storey:

I used to play back in the day, we didn't use sectional dungeon layouts everything was in our heads. So there was a lot of latitude like you weren't sure if the orc was 10 or 12 feet away you just said I'm going after that orc. We had figures but these were just arranged to show marching order - and the GM would whip out his ogre and place it in front of the group to show what we were fighting but we wouldn't be moving our little figures around, it was all just spoken.

I fell out of DnD and started playing wargames, complicated shit where you're moving tons of units on hexes to try to make your perfect breakthrough and encirclement or whatever, but anyway my point is that there is a lot of math and you're always trying to figure out probabilities and adjust them on the fly.

Then me an my buddy get an invite to a DnD group, so it's been a decade at least we're excited to get some nostalgia so we go. This group is playing full tactical mode. Everyone is moving their figures exactly the number of hexes, you're either exactly in range or not, you know the deal. Me and my friend instantly hate it. We can't say "Ok I'm running at the middle guy and I'm going to try to stab him, but if I see his friends move then I'm just going to try to run through them all with a shield bash" because that doesn't work on the table. I have to say I'm moving ahead three, then rolling on the bash table, then moving two more otherwise people get anxious.

We weren't even going to try to convince the group to just play by imagination because everyone was super invested in their diorama/tableau presentation and they were trying real hard to run DnD like fantasy X-COM.

yup

i never played dnd with any kind of measurements, we just made up #s and posititioning on the fly to make the story seem unique, sometimes our DM was pretty mean and would get us in trouble, but then someone would have a character with maximum tumble skill and they would just tumble around everywhere all the time. or w/e

[Jimjam]

I gotta agree with you, running DnD with floor plans, exact measurements and stuff really detracts from being able to focus your mind on staying in character. That works much better for wargames. My childhood DMs both would also just give us the gist of what was happening. Some of us had models of our characters, just to help us imagine what they were like.

Personally I'd try something like heroquest, warhammerquest or something like that if I wanted a dungeon crawl simulator. They seem better designed with such combat in mind.

That said, I too wouldn't want to discourage these gamers from creating incredible dioramas.

[Mblake81]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That said, I too wouldn't want to discourage these gamers from creating incredible dioramas.

looks like one of the older PC games I would like to check out. Wonder whats inside that building on the left.. devils, gargoyles..

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[Mblake81]

Oh, they tricked me again. just a bunch of dancing fortniters in that house. I was blinded by the shiny graphics and clutter everywhere. Must be using Unreal Engine or Unity..

Second thought, it's Devils. Quick send the tank and start nuking!

[Jimjam]

I'd love to play a game or two of Mordheim on that board!