What’s the craziest thing you’ve done because of EQ?

[Smellybuttface]

Originally Posted by cd288 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is the best story in the thread

Agreed. Those are some freaking incredible lengths to get a pair of Jboots. I can’t believe it actually worked though. I’m both impressed, and slightly ashamed because I don’t think I’d have been able to pull that off. Hopefully you told your wife the story and she proceeded to mock you mercilessly lol. Good read!

Originally Posted by Pootytangx [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I started playing around 16ish and I always thought wood elf girls were so hot. I remember one night for whatever reason I rolled a wood elf Druid chick and ran around Kelethin naked. I swiped a pair of my moms panties from the laundry room and put them on and jerked off to my character..

<vomits violently in trash can>

Originally Posted by charmcitysking [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Will likely skip sex again tonight to get to level 4 again. Will confirm tomorrow.

Lol. My friend, you need to either learn how to have sex faster, or how to level faster. How long is it taking you to get to level 4?!

[Graventhel]

Originally Posted by Smellybuttface [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Agreed. Those are some freaking incredible lengths to get a pair of Jboots. I can’t believe it actually worked though. I’m both impressed, and slightly ashamed because I don’t think I’d have been able to pull that off. Hopefully you told your wife the story and she proceeded to mock you mercilessly lol. Good read!

I met her back in 2003 at the twilight of my EQ career, but before my WoW one took off, so she is no stranger to my hobby. It was much more amusing telling my old EQ buds who refuse to try Green the story.

[Philistine]

Originally Posted by Graventhel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

but the craziest thing I did was the jboot camp back in November.

Awesome story lol. I hope you didn't lose too much wife faction completing your quest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Asteria]

Originally Posted by Philistine [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Awesome story lol. I hope you didn't lose too much wife faction completing your quest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Gracenthel is winning the thread so far.

[Pootytangx]

I started playing around 16ish and I always thought wood elf girls were so hot. I remember one night for whatever reason I rolled a wood elf Druid chick and ran around Kelethin naked. I swiped a pair of my moms panties from the laundry room and put them on and jerked off to my character.

21 years later I discovered P99 and was having a blast but seeing all these wood elf chicks brought back memories. During Christmas the family gathered at my sisters house where I pilfered a pair of her panties. Later that night I created a wood elf female chick with the blonde hair and went for a stroll around kelethin wearing the panties. It didn’t really do it for me though. Not sure if it is because the graphics are so outdated or the fact that my sisters fat ass panties are so big it’s hard to imagine them being a petite wood elf pair.


But yeah anyway in 36 years of gaming the craziest thing I ever done was camp manastone for 4 days straight.....

[Arrowleaf]

Originally Posted by Pootytangx [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I started playing around 16ish and I always thought wood elf girls were so hot. I remember one night for whatever reason I rolled a wood elf Druid chick and ran around Kelethin naked. I swiped a pair of my moms panties from the laundry room and put them on and jerked off to my character.

21 years later I discovered P99 and was having a blast but seeing all these wood elf chicks brought back memories. During Christmas the family gathered at my sisters house where I pilfered a pair of her panties. Later that night I created a wood elf female chick with the blonde hair and went for a stroll around kelethin wearing the panties. It didn’t really do it for me though. Not sure if it is because the graphics are so outdated or the fact that my sisters fat ass panties are so big it’s hard to imagine them being a petite wood elf pair.


But yeah anyway in 36 years of gaming the craziest thing I ever done was camp manastone for 4 days straight.....

Dude.......WTF?

[Madbad]

Originally Posted by Pootytangx [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I started playing around 16ish and I always thought wood elf girls were so hot. I remember one night for whatever reason I rolled a wood elf Druid chick and ran around Kelethin naked. I swiped a pair of my moms panties from the laundry room and put them on and jerked off to my character.

21 years later I discovered P99 and was having a blast but seeing all these wood elf chicks brought back memories. During Christmas the family gathered at my sisters house where I pilfered a pair of her panties. Later that night I created a wood elf female chick with the blonde hair and went for a stroll around kelethin wearing the panties. It didn’t really do it for me though. Not sure if it is because the graphics are so outdated or the fact that my sisters fat ass panties are so big it’s hard to imagine them being a petite wood elf pair.


But yeah anyway in 36 years of gaming the craziest thing I ever done was camp manastone for 4 days straight.....

Which one of you fuckers just posted this gem on a throwaway account?

[Wallicker]

Originally Posted by Madbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Which one of you fuckers just posted this gem on a throwaway account?

[Philistine]

I 100% concur, lol

[Sunderfury]

Not going to be the crown jewel in this thread or anything, but I must have been 19 at the time and had been in a guild up and coming into their own. Major stuff was happening and I was on the cusp of being a major player in our raid scene and had ambitions of getting that phat lewt.

We wiped on some trash in CoM and I went on a teenage rant about how everyone sucked and this isn't going to cut it and no one deserved to lick my boot and whatever else I could think of to try and "motivate" them.

Well the guild leader kicked me right there and I was crushed. He laid into me good and all my dreams of raid pixels were instantly obliterated.

I actually cried IRL and I remember looking over and seeing my face in the closet mirror and thinking how pathetic I was that I am crying over a video game. So yea, crying over this game is the craziest thing I've ever done in the name of Norrath.